Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

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Ugh. Listing Endless Foods Jack is quite possibly my least favourite Jack. When combined with Fake Oirish Jack, it makes me want to bash my own head in with a tin of sardines.

Also, two mentions of the "next book" in a single day? After complete silence for months? Given that she was allegedly "tweaking this gorgeous great hunk of manuscript" almost a year ago, I'm calling bullshit on her editing it now.
 
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Well that certainly thickened up in the oven. It has the consistency of blancmange. Or set scrambled egg .
 
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I love how her own mother wont share a recipe with not-a-chef Jack! Too worried of the monstrosity she'd adapt it into.

Hopefully her folks are over for another intervention and to finally take her phone away.
It was heavily hinted that JMs mum may be going around for the black pudding and saint agur pasta bake. I refuse to call it a pasticcio when in runs so far from the original recipe ( see also avgolemono, ribollita, risotto and many, sooo many more).

The recipients of the bake will be it my thoughts and prayers tonight.

ETA have just seen that Jack, herself has called in a pasta bake
 
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Took her a few days to settle on a topic but burying that nasty tweet with "what's your favourite" storm is rolling, tedious little trash goblin.
 
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Also she can’t spell ‘Béchamel’.

It’s split. I just went and magnified the Twitter pics. The massive fool, why would you post a photo of that.
 
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How it started: saint Agur pastitsio

How it’s going: pasta bake topped with separated Béchamel flavoured with pig’s blood sausage.
 
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I have no doubt Jack is an addict and displays many characteristics of one. I don’t know why she does the vegan stuff, it’s odd but as someone in recovery I do understand the lies about sobriety etc. However, she lies about everything, and quite a lot. My main issue is that she doesn’t tend to stick to anything once the initial glow wears off so I wonder how you she manage long term sobriety. The drinking has always been a very convenient excuse for her to blame her worst behaviour on
 
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So someone (her mum?) has come over for slop dinner and she's spent it tweeting non-stop?

What a sad little life Jack.
 
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I love how her own mother wont share a recipe with not-a-chef Jack! Too worried of the monstrosity she'd adapt it into.

Hopefully her folks are over for another intervention and to finally take her phone away.
That's what I am worried about. Please don't fuck up honest food. Just stick too beans.
 
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