Jack Monroe #220 Has Jack Monroe, director of on a bootstrap ltd paid her tax bill to HMRC yet?

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HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

Knit one Pearl one said:
Bit mean of Marcus Radishford not to insist that his bezzie mate star in the Aldi Christmas ad with him, dontcha think! :LOL:

If she had, what would her character have been?

Jackfruit - obvious
Jack Monionroe
Jack Monkfishroe :unsure:
Jack Sprat Monroe...
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I heard the term “Jack the Biscuit” on another thread Ioan Gruffud Alice Evans
Context “he’s got loads of fans he thinks he’s Jack the biscuit”
 
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Emmapism

Emmapism

That's a bit of cockney one. Older people in my family would sometimes say this.

My version is Billy Big Bollocks but I do like Jack the Biscuit.
 
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Rekyavikgirl

Rekyavikgirl

She's going to ruin biscuits now, isn't she?

I had to go to the store earlier and I gagged a little when I walked past the tinned fish display.
 
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Lanie

Lanie

Rekyavikgirl said:
She's going to ruin biscuits now, isn't she?

I had to go to the store earlier and I gagged a little when I walked past the tinned fish display.
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She did those dominio ones last year. They looked nice but a few suspected they were not all her own.
 
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Flash123

Flash123

Trifley D just called porridge the devil’s semen earlier 😂 some biscoff and bacon with that?
 
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FrumpyCat

Emmapism said:
Some might say a beige suit that cost £268 and looks like it could be from H&M is ridiculously priced. Some.

Some people might even suggest that Jack bought it because in it she felt like a star. She felt wanted and pretty and got that narc high that she needed.

So she spent almost £300 on a suit she will never wear to try and keep a hold of that feeling. Which is why all of her claims of poverty are quite frankly, turdwaffle.
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I assumed it was supplied for photo shoot and Jack had to give it back.
 
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MooBelle

Rekyavikgirl said:
Jack couldn't possibly do an ALDI ad. ALDI is TOO FAR for her scampering little pixie legs.
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She got her egg chairs from Aldi.
Online obviously because she would have to mingle with the poors if she went to Aldi.
Probably would get the Glastonbury stab vest out of the attic for it.
 
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Hollaaa

Hollaaa

Rekyavikgirl said:
She's going to ruin biscuits now, isn't she?

I had to go to the store earlier and I gagged a little when I walked past the tinned fish display.
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I ate some anchovies last night and nearly died of self-loathing. Fortunately we were out of eggs.
 
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Jay-cloth Cow

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Watching masterchef the professionals (nice to see you on my screen @MancBee ) god I'd LOVE Jack to do something like this. The look of horror on the judges faces as she served up blended fish and eggs on a tiny bit of toast...wait no, they'd declare it the best ever and give her the winning prize after round one right?.....right??
 
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