Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

[ChickenPorridge]

Random, but has anyone ever seen Dinner with Jon on TikTok? Just a normal guy who makes videos to try and brighten someone’s day cooking food and talking to the camera like he’s talking to a person. Example below.



Why isn’t Jack even doing this sort of basic engagement, TikTok could be wonderful (or sickening if it’s prune pooh cake) for Jack to make short videos showcasing her food and how she prepares, you can even slice the videos to cut out the mundane chopping and peeling. Well, we know why it’s because she’s a lazy hole, but it’s a shame as she could actually do so so much better. Even Jon, with zero social media or tv production knowledge can do it. Just shows how she wants everything handed to her on a plate!

I've seen him and a few others doing it and doing it far better than Jack could dream of tbh. That guy comes across so genuine, something Jack can only dream of. Really surprised she hasn't popped up on TikTok yet have to say, there is money to be made. I doubt she'd get the following on there though given that her squigs are made up of middle aged, middle class luvvies

 

[HotesTilaire]

[actual screenshot of Hote's post before she did a sneaky Edit]


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Did you have to ensure that you cooked one more than half the packet?




Sorry. I know Auto did that for Quorn.



I'll get me coat.

This is your fault @Captainmouse are you two in league together?

I actually couldn’t be bothered to post the emoji gives me the rage
I can change my posts as often as Mack Jonroe changes her face

 

[Formal Chicken]

I’m gutted this thread is nearly at an end, def in my top 3

 

[Wooh]

Instagram mate, no.View attachment 854252

What? If this makes people money, I'm in the wrong industry!

Someone has to be cool, that's the whole point of cool bahaaahahaaaaa

Sorry I'm so cool, being myself and all LOLz

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Damn, I need to get me some bigger eyes like Jack!!!

So do I, I wrote “ou” when I meant “our”!




Jack’s freakiest photoshop-eye-fail ever has to be when she somehow had two pupils in one eye.

 

[Eurgh]

1. I LOVE it when @MancBee swears.

2. Cherie Blair worked her arse off and grew up very poor. She's no Jack.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

 

[notthegiraffe]

Sorry to interrupt, but I just found live evidence of her contribution to labour conference 2021.

 

[Captainmouse]

Sorry to interrupt, but I just found live evidence of her contribution to labour conference 2021.

That is not the same person! And I refuse to believe her hair has grown that much since then. I call charlatan

 

[kachoochoo]

But she looked like a young person dressed like a middle aged Cherie Blair years ago! Katch’s bloke got her the mask!

a reminder of said bloke in said mask if anyone wants it

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Sorry to interrupt, but I just found live evidence of her contribution to labour conference 2021.

But she was round theirs the week before, no?

 

[BlendedSlop]

So do I, I wrote “ou” when I meant “our”!




Jack’s freakiest photoshop-eye-fail ever has to be when she somehow had two pupils in one eye.

And then she swiftly deleted it, apparently having noticed the photoshop fail, only to repost it with the extra pupil migrated to the other eye.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Sorry to interrupt, but I just found live evidence of her contribution to labour conference 2021.

I’ve just tried pinching my nose to see if I can get the same tone of voice as Jack, but nope. She sounds like she has a cork stuck up her arse that’s dying to be pushed out to release the pressure.

 

[Captainmouse]

But she was round theirs the week before, no?

She would attend the opening of an envelope, she has no shame

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Whats that weird blackish semi circle thing in the middle? Is it a toenail?

Why i sob, Russell Hobb?
Why i wail, inexplicable toe nail ?
Celtic keening, tinned sardining .......
Howl and claw at grubby floor !!!!!!
Russell Hobb, why? I SOB #

Dear Clothy-JCow that pushed me over the edge and inspired traumatised poetry during a FUGUE state

 

[HotesTilaire]

you snuck a #thread title in there
Bib she’s a lazy hole,

Did you read my warning about bumhole thread titles? It’s not the Onion police that will be chop choppin* you! It’s the MODS

 

[Captainmouse]

Why i sob, Russell Hobb?
Why i wail, inexplicable toe nail ?
Celtic keening, tinned sardining .......
Howl and claw at grubby floor !!!!!!
Russell Hobb, why? I SOB #

Dear Clothy-JCow that pushed me over the edge and inspired traumatised poetry during a FUGUE state

brava
Such talent in the cabal

 

[Veronicaaa]

Random, but has anyone ever seen Dinner with Jon on TikTok? Just a normal guy who makes videos to try and brighten someone’s day cooking food and talking to the camera like he’s talking to a person. Example below.



Why isn’t Jack even doing this sort of basic engagement, TikTok could be wonderful (or sickening if it’s prune pooh cake) for Jack to make short videos showcasing her food and how she prepares, you can even slice the videos to cut out the mundane chopping and peeling. Well, we know why it’s because she’s a lazy hole, but it’s a shame as she could actually do so so much better. Even Jon, with zero social media or tv production knowledge can do it. Just shows how she wants everything handed to her on a plate!

She couldn't do anything like this because of her total charisma bypass. What she has is actually worse than lack of charisma - I mean, it's not just a LACK of charisma, it's charisma's mirror opposite. Plus the fact that doing a simple fish and chip supper is completely beyond her capabilities. Despite the fact that writing cook books is how she's meant to make her living. HER ENTIRE CAREER IS BAFFLING!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I wonder if we’ll get hats for tomorrow’s celebratory Day?

Chaos Never Dies Day – Fun Holiday

Recognize the existence and importance of chaos in our daily lives.

www.timeanddate.com

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Bollocks, I think Jack triangulated me on FB.