This paragraph of description is more appetizing than anything Jack has ever cooked in the entirety of her 'career'.
This paragraph of description is more appetizing than anything Jack has ever cooked in the entirety of her 'career'.I love salads. But dear hearts, it is autumn now. And a chilly one at that. Perhaps a salad with lambs lettuce, pursalane or mizuna (fancy, I know), some shredded red cabbage, roasted pumpkin or beetroot, finely sliced fennel and toasted walnuts or pumpkin seeds. Lighlty dressed with a dressing made with olive oil, orange juice, agave or maple syrup, salt and pepper. That's the type of salad for this season. And no dish should ever contain deep fried tomatoes (unless they are battered green tomatoes, but that's a whole other thing).
She doesn’t give a shit. She really doesn’t care about anyone but herself, like there’s been times I’ve thought oh maybe I shouldn’t have divulged so much on here and I do double check comments on AA to make sure it’s in line with traditions/yellow card (and I also flag that there’s no such thing as a universally held opinion, ask 100 ppl you’ll get 100 answers) and she’s out here telling young women that if you attend a meeting you’ll be groped.Must be so infuriating for someone like Jack.
Depends if you like your salads with a side order of lesbianism and murder, I suppose.I love salads. But dear hearts, it is autumn now. And a chilly one at that. Perhaps a salad with lambs lettuce, pursalane or mizuna (fancy, I know), some shredded red cabbage, roasted pumpkin or beetroot, finely sliced fennel and toasted walnuts or pumpkin seeds. Lighlty dressed with a dressing made with olive oil, orange juice, agave or maple syrup, salt and pepper. That's the type of salad for this season. And no dish should ever contain deep fried tomatoes (unless they are battered green tomatoes, but that's a whole other thing).
You raise so many valid points and I wish I could have this conversation with you IRL. I’ve never wished for a voice note function on tattle but this would defs suit one!Surely though, if she’s attending these meetings and not making it up (which is 50/50 at the moment) the group leader has a responsibility towards the people in the group for their welfare. I’m thinking about how I would feel if I had shared with the group and JM just decided to either put it in a tweet or a diva.pdf for her own gain and sympathy from people. There must be hundreds of ‘famous’ people in rehab or group meetings that we don’t know about as they choose not to broadcast it and it’s in the rules not to. People will stop attending, imagine going and taking that first step and being overpowered by Jack and her steady stream of narcissism, her experiences are worst - I can imagine the leader needing an eye roll reaction as she continually pushes her narrative whenever they’re asked for someone to tell their story. I would never share a thing with Jack in the group as quite simply she’d take the story and make it her own on Twitter for attention.
One things for certain though, if that AA group had a group chat I would bloody love to be in it.
Sorry yet another comment! There’s no such thing as an AA biopic sorry I meant as in, why you’ve not seen a Hollywood adaptation of the founding of AA, or why you don’t see a reality tv series or a mockunentary style show because to be involved in creating one would go against the traditions, so you wouldn’t! Yellow card rule = “who you see here, what you hear here, when you leave here let it stay here”. It’s read out at the end of meetings and out of context it could look like trying to silence people from speaking out about bad things but it’s not, it’s basically to keep rooms a safe space for everyone.Hello, if you are comfortable answewring, what is an 'AA biopic' and what is 'the yellow card rule'? I tried googling the first question but not the second. Thank you for all your sensible challenges of the riduclous stuff Jack writes. X
It definitely doesn’t all add up. There’s a lot of mythologising about the “vulgarities of fame” with this Groucho rock n roll (cringed writing that x) spiral into a lonely personal turmoil that entails chucking things or demanding too much from low salaried publishing employees, just all a bit wanky really. You’d honestly think she was Ian Curtis reincarnate the carry on of it all.One thing is for certain though, she needs stopping.
I can’t imagine people would stay in her group for long, even with her stint in voluntary rehab it ended with her becoming the mother hen and some miraculous transformation signified by wearing colour again. She makes serious situations like AA and therapy sound so twee and like it’s a day out, I seriously doubt she was ever an alcoholic, just someone who drank too much occasionally but Jack being Jack always has to be the worst of everything. She’s a vile, narcissistic predator. God help her next lesbian meal ticket.
Knowing Jack and her love for it. I’d say oil but who knows. Jack is fast and loose with her recipes, you could use strawberries instead and she’d be fine with it.Afternoon you lovely ninnies! I'm just about to shop for the salt and vinegar sardine spagcreationabomination, but not sure if those lil fishies would have originally been in oil or brine. What shall I plump for please? Thankyou.
don't do it. Be kind to yourself. here's a MUCH better recipe: https://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Sarde-in-Saor/Afternoon you lovely ninnies! I'm just about to shop for the salt and vinegar sardine spagcreationabomination, but not sure if those lil fishies would have originally been in oil or brine. What shall I plump for please? Thankyou.
It looks like some sort of grubs. It’s put me off celery that’s for sure, it is celery isn’t it.
I think it's celery. It looks unpleasantly congealed though. I simply cannot imagine what it's been put through to end up looking like that.It looks like some sort of grubs. It’s put me off celery that’s for sure, it is celery isn’t it.
Can you imagine that sliding down your throat, on second thoughts don’t.I think it's celery. It looks unpleasantly congealed though. I simply cannot imagine what it's been put through to end up looking like that.
LIGHT SPONGE PUDDING!! What the fuck Jack? That cake was denser than a suburb of London. I could’ve put my windows out throwing it.
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