I read that in Mrs Slocombe's voiceYeah but not as cheap as FREE dearheart.
Grifters got to grift.
Just popping in to say pip pip and doff my cap at you mithering ninnies…sorry I haven’t been about much, loads going on IRL. Eldest pointed out the nails and reckons I could do a better job with emulsion. I’m very smol, so she’s probably right
Jesus. Quoted myself like a twat, trying to clarify whose nails I was referring to. It’s been too long!!Just popping in to say pip pip and doff my cap at you mithering ninnies…sorry I haven’t been about much, loads going on IRL. Eldest pointed out the nails (JM’s, not Dear Heart @Lanie’s) and reckons I could do a better job with emulsion. I’m very smol, so she’s probably right
As for the cranberry shit - it looks like something’s been disembowelled. Anyone seen Fiddy lately?!
Genius thread title, btwI miss you lot!
Nice to see you billy, in summary Mrs B will still think Jack is a fucking twat.Just popping in to say pip pip and doff my cap at you mithering ninnies…sorry I haven’t been about much, loads going on IRL. Eldest pointed out the nails and reckons I could do a better job with emulsion. I’m very smol, so she’s probably right
As for the cranberry shit - it looks like something’s been disembowelled. Anyone seen Fiddy lately?!
Genius thread title, btwI miss you lot!
Jesus. Quoted myself like a twat, trying to clarify whose nails I was referring to. It’s been too long!!
Burnt, cremated, carcinogenic sardines
on twitter the celery is pickled!
Using the sardines as a comparator, that plate/bowl is tiny. It is not a serving for an adult, even if you could find one that would eat it.
Maybe “Phwoar” and “Ooooo” are the sounds they make whilst vomiting?
Isn't that the recipe though? Am I being dense?
PMSL!…who knows where Jack is at with butter these days.
Is that not the recipe there?!
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