Marmalade is actually 'M'..Marmalade your skills are supernatural! Eyes like a hawk, easily retains information, can recall FACTS at the drop of a hat. A frau questions something Jack has said and BAM! Marm's there with the receipt.Have GCHQ recruited you yet?
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It used to be a tap on the shoulder, now it's someone behind you whispering, "Fancy!" while you look at the supermarket lemons
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Ringed photo is visible in the pumpkin photo.
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Well, it needed somebody with a decent knife and some knife skills to do that, didn't it?
She could've just posted him wearing the costume, she never ever needed to be seen wearing it. Gobsmackingly self obsessed. Hope he has a fun Halloween night though and that Jack has let him have a few candies from the golden pineapple 
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That reminds me,
Can someone with twitter or something thank tescos for me. I was in the today for milk and i think only saying thanks to the cashier wasnt enough.
Hope my mum doesn't find out
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Can someone with twitter or something thank tescos for me. I was in the today for milk and i think only saying thanks to the cashier wasnt enough.
Hope my mum doesn't find out
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Wasn’t she annoyed with Wilkos and “never buying from them again” recently?
Jack to the sentient mirror this afternoon
Then and now. It's always then and now.
How do they square good old Presbyterian Scotland being one of the heartlands of Halloween with guising etc? All our local church children's groups seem to have Halloween parties.
I went to a baptist YF as a teenager.
We had halloween parties.
We had halloween parties.
The light in her eyes comes and goes so often it should come with a strobe warning.
yes! there was something to do with them forcing employees back to work in the pandemic or something, i cba to find the receipts. and she was never going to buy from her fave work supplies shop again. like ever.
until of course, they're useful again
Halloween is apparently the fusion of the old Celtic belief of the veil between the worlds getting thin and the dead popping in for a visit, and the celebration of All Hallows’ and the month of rememberence I just read about it. The dressing up is to confuse the devil or spirits so they don’t recognise you. Anyway it’s basically Irish/Celtic so has been around over a thousand years so long established before Presbyterians were.
Looks like Baptist’s can do their own thing depending on which congregation you attend, some are liberal and LGBTQ+ some are conservative
yes! there was something to do with them forcing employees back to work in the pandemic or something, i cba to find the receipts. and she was never going to buy from her fave work supplies shop again. like ever.
until of course, they're useful again
I searched to see when she boycotted it and it was March 30th 2020! I felt sure it was this year but time is messed up in Jack land. @Ellabella posted the screenshot on thread number 13
“I’ll source my stuff elsewhere if they shaft their staff over sick pay in a pandemic. And I mean it” LOL
My SM timelines are full of people in THAT outfit, including one of my kids and his friends. Mostly grown ups but also some people dressing their kids up. Jack really does think she's in with the cool kids doesn't she?
All of them were red not pink.
Agree that SB was there earlier in the day and that's when the picture was taken, before he went home to get ready for school tomorrow. Otherwise there would have been a photo of them together.
Also, there's no way she did it impromptu. She may have ducked up her washing machine dying the boiler suit, but that mask is not homemade.
It is official merchandise from the series, or a very good knock off from Amazon. It certainly isn't homemade.
Also agree on the ghastly me-railing of the whole thing. Why wear the suit? Why photo it? Why not just take a picture of the lad?
I know the answers so I'm not even sure why I'm posting the questions. The photos were taken to PROVE he was there. She had to wear the suit because, as always, it is all about Jack.
Talking of Wilko- £35 fkng £35 for the double headed Doberman skeleton
#nospendyear #frugalmama
That’s outrageously expensive tat for a woman who can’t afford butter!
#nospendyear #frugalmama
That’s outrageously expensive tat for a woman who can’t afford butter!
I swear down she had a sponsor deal with Wilko's back in her original blogging days, so many nods and links to the place, it was always her 'first go to' place for everything. I'm just linking dots here, but I think it may have been one of her first shills, and it's nice to see she's still at it, but confirming also she has £35 to spend on a piece a tat only good for one day a year.
That's the thrifty spirit, Jack. (Go on, give your tip jar another shake)
That's the thrifty spirit, Jack. (Go on, give your tip jar another shake)
Since she has the purse out she may as well pay her taxes!
'Battery operated '
Does it walk then?
I know its Halloween and all but its weird too. Its looks like its from Poundland for a fiver.
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