Jack Monroe #217 Fishi Sunak

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I don't remember trick or treating being a thing when I was a kid. It's only just getting to be something here now - normally when a gang of kids turns up at your door, it means you're getting robbed tbh, so it tends to be people posting on local FB groups that their house is participating. The shopping centre always does a trick or treat trail for the kids, which is a fun thing for them to do, and they end up with loads of sweets.

Jack's always been fond of a boiler suit. She thanks her grandad (who is DEAD) for her love of them. I bet she's just got it for her dressing up box really. We all know she loves a good costume - Mary Poppins, Belle, poor person
 
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The Squid Game mask looks really smol! Thank goodness the kumquat is no more... it would be like stuffing a sofa, trying to fit it in.
 
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New hats???

Ahhh they are sombreros 💥
Happy Cinco de Mayo 🥳

For May
 
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Is it for Dia De Los Muertos? Jack’s doesn’t look right unless it’s a Boy London cap.

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It is world vegan day today. I wonder if our little pixie will be making 90% vegan sardines on toast to celebrate.

Why am I wearing a sombrero? I'm not complaining, I suit all sorts of headwear (except a BOY cap funnily enough)


ETA I see @Sideboard Bob had the same thoughts about the BOY cap! Great minds and all that.
 
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Happy new hat day! The whole of the western world has moved on to sugar skulls but Jack is about to drop pumpkin based slop, praise beans! Viva 🇲🇽 Mexico
 
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It is world vegan day today. I wonder if our little pixie will be making 90% vegan sardines on toast to celebrate.

Why am I wearing a sombrero? I'm not complaining, I suit all sorts of headwear (except a BOY cap funnily enough)


ETA I see @Sideboard Bob had the same thoughts about the BOY cap! Great minds and all that.
Your hat is bloody perfection, Manc!

On topic; Jack is a lying grifter, and I'm not giving her a hat this time because she'll be haunting my nightmares again, shaking maracas at me.
 
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No spend year.
Oh so you begrudge Jack going out and spending £44 quid on a boilersuit and a tenner on a face mask and 5-10 quid on dye and 35 squid on a moving Halloween decoration like can’t she have NICE THINGS she does WORK you know in a low paid job, wonder if that’s where she got the £100 quid from 🙃
 
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No spend year.
That was then, this is now...
Also, she didn't actually say it was this year when she said 2021 was a no spend year. She could have been talking about any other year when she said 'this year'
And when Jack says she bought something in Wilko for thirty five quid, it doesn't mean she spent money in her no spend year that may or may not be this year or 2021.
 
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I don't want to spoil Showtrial, but there is a line in the second episode that will make everyone on this thread hoot and fizz.
 
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That was then, this is now...
Also, she didn't actually say it was this year when she said 2021 was a no spend year. She could have been talking about any other year when she said 'this year'
And when Jack says she bought something in Wilko for thirty five quid, it doesn't mean she spent money in her no spend year that may or may not be this year or 2021.
She could be just racking up a load of debt on a credit card with a view to pay it off next year. Jackanomics say that if she doesn't pay for it this year it doesn't count.
 
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Jack's blog is riddled with aff links to Wilko. One of her most enduring #paidpartnerships. Somehow.
 
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