Obviously she is not a chef but Katie Price who courts celebrity to some degree has only 70ish threads on tattle.If so I don’t think there are many. Let that sink in Jack - you are on threadand I wouldn’t be able to pick Miguel Barclay out of a line up
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I kid you not, I read your post about the soundtrack and Joe la Taxi came on the music channel
If Jimmy Nail comes on next, I will know that MTV classic are Tattlers…
I read that as “fingering therapy”
. I certainly did not get offered that at the place I went to…
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Does the Midsommar flower crown thing count as a hat? If so that makes at least three (the Monroe magic number)
Have we done a poll recently to see how sizeable the cabal is currently? It feels like we have some new members grunking along. Does it have to be at the start of a new thread? #tattleadminnewbie
That was such a smug face and she looked a state.
Shes wearing a fish necklace. Praise beans!
As one of my lecturers put it, about the only essay we had to write on my uni course: "I'd rather read 2000 words that are well written than 20,000 words of rit"
Yep it needs to be at the start of a thread - there’s a poll on the first 10 pages of this one.
Happy Halloween cabal 
wish* I'd planned in advance to make a truly scary Monroe special, I'm thinking self love stew?
*not really
wish* I'd planned in advance to make a truly scary Monroe special, I'm thinking self love stew?*not really
I think Jack looks quite pretty in her flower crown, and is that light in her eyes that I see in that photo, or had it just flickered off and on for a minute like a bloody lighthouse?
BTW, that Diva article was the usual overblown, “woe is me, I work so hard trying to help the poors, no-one understands how much I hate myself, please tell me how much you love me” bull.
While I admire her attempt at re-entering education, I can’t help but think she may be setting herself up for a fall. University isn’t as easy as people think; you can’t just ‘bung’ some random tit together, and call it an essay.
I foresee (sorry Slopbot, hope I’m not treading on your lovely robot toes) a university chaos occurring in a few months’ time, with Jack declaring that she wasn’t ready/ mentally prepared/ or that relentless bullying from those ninnies made her drop out of her course, or some tit like that.
Anyway, back to the important stuff. I love it when we get hats from Tattle. I love the way mine is floating gently above my delicate mermaid’s head.
BTW, that Diva article was the usual overblown, “woe is me, I work so hard trying to help the poors, no-one understands how much I hate myself, please tell me how much you love me” bull.
While I admire her attempt at re-entering education, I can’t help but think she may be setting herself up for a fall. University isn’t as easy as people think; you can’t just ‘bung’ some random tit together, and call it an essay.
I foresee (sorry Slopbot, hope I’m not treading on your lovely robot toes) a university chaos occurring in a few months’ time, with Jack declaring that she wasn’t ready/ mentally prepared/ or that relentless bullying from those ninnies made her drop out of her course, or some tit like that.
Anyway, back to the important stuff. I love it when we get hats from Tattle. I love the way mine is floating gently above my delicate mermaid’s head.
Having to cite her sources and give credit to others will be a bit of a shock. She's not accustomed to that.
I had been wondering where you were!
Only thing is to say I had the same feelings as everyone else. That initially sad and worried feeling that quickly morphed into remembering kitten, Dash, winter fuel, Patreon, no taxes, being an asshat to that headteacher and that really all we are doing is holding Jack accountable to things in the public domain and people don't like being held accountable (even me, I haaaaate it when it happens to me personally and professionally but I don't generate a PDF about it)
Also as far as reporting her to the "CPS" goes* - both me and Mr Disco have experience with child safeguarding, him in education and me in social care. It is far easier for someone in education to get it done so I agree with everyone who said it came via school in some way. The CPS person was 100% not a Tattler and tbh if the stuff she was saying about being off her nut around SB is true and him having to parent her, she needs to accept she needed that outside support for his sake. Whilst it doesn't paint her in the best light, SB's wellbeing and needs come first, not hers.
*If I've misinterpreted the happening from the Diva pdf I'm soz and please correct me but I am not going back to find it.
I often don’t have a clue who people are talking about when things get cheffyMost if not all top flight footballers have private and public IGs and I’m sure Marcus will too. The public ones show training, photos from during a game etc - y’know stuff people follow them for. If I’m following a TV chef, I don’t expect or want to see they’re monster munch feet in the snow.
Someone made a good point (you all make good points, apologies for forgetting who it was) that we don’t know where any other chef lives - do any other chefs have threads here? If so I don’t think there are many. Let that sink in Jack - you are on thread
Nigel Slater puts lovely photos of his garden on Instagram and it is a lovely garden. Cue Jack screaming he’s rich and not a poor little pixie.
Nutrition isnt that easy either, especially at uni level, you have so much information to take in for each individual food type in your study, not to mention the practicals where you have to dissect food and breakdown its components. Its not as easy as reading the recipie on the back of a tin/ packet and working from there.I think Jack looks quite pretty in her flower crown, and is that light in her eyes that I see in that photo, or had it just flickered off and on for a minute like a bloody lighthouse?
BTW, that Diva article was the usual overblown, “woe is me, I work so hard trying to help the poors, no-one understands how much I hate myself, please tell me how much you love me” bull.
While I admire her attempt at re-entering education, I can’t help but think she may be setting herself up for a fall. University isn’t as easy as people think; you can’t just ‘bung’ some random tit together, and call it an essay.
I foresee (sorry Slopbot, hope I’m not treading on your lovely robot toes) a university chaos occurring in a few months’ time, with Jack declaring that she wasn’t ready/ mentally prepared/ or that relentless bullying from those ninnies made her drop out of her course, or some tit like that.
Anyway, back to the important stuff. I love it when we get hats from Tattle. I love the way mine is floating gently above my delicate mermaid’s head.
Certainly no inappropriate sideboard shenanigans
It's also not a subject she's got natural aptitude for. She's had a career for a good while now in food (lord knows how), and still doesn't seem to have learnt the basics. Most people would learn and grow through the years, becoming much more knowledgeable and polished in their career. But she still doesn't seem to have any decent understanding about food, cooking or nutrition.
I think a great barrier for her to learning is her narcissism, as she thinks already she's an expert, her way is correct, knows it all etc. So that's probably contributed to her not growing in knowledge and experience. Makes you wonder how this learning will go, with that in mind?
Happy Halloween morning cabal
Or fingering a lasagne from M&S (fancy!) and understanding the recipe through osmosis.
I will eat my Halloween hat if Jack ever completes that degree.
Also - is it official that we are now a coven?
Also - is it official that we are now a coven?
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