So titmas day is nearly over. It isn’t the same as it used to be fraus.
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Same. Have unfollowed her though.Someone I follow has set up a go-fund-me has just done this too (probably same person!)
I really like them but am seriously considering unfollowing for fear of not being able to stop myself tweeting...
*eta ... oh ffs, I've just looked and she's raised enough for nearly 500 copies of TCC.
Kerching for Jack
The relapses and MH breakdowns never keep these grifters away for too long, thankfully, or we'd have nothing to discuss. Nice bit of #content. I see Glad well (spacing so that it doesn't show up if she's Googling herself but is probably keeping abreast of Jack's thread anyway) is back and public again after a big airport departure. Wow, what a surprise 
Sorry been out today and it's taken me hours to catch up.
We don't have cps in England, unless she means the crown prosecution service, I think she means social services. Child protection and safeguarding is (quite rightly) a huge thing in schools and anything sb said, or was overheard saying would be logged on the schools system that they use for this, if for example a child came to school saying mummy was unconscious last night, and they thought she was dead that should immediately trigger safeguarding concerns.
Some things are serious enough to immediately trigger SS intervention. Some things aren't, but it will be monitored
We don't have cps in England, unless she means the crown prosecution service, I think she means social services. Child protection and safeguarding is (quite rightly) a huge thing in schools and anything sb said, or was overheard saying would be logged on the schools system that they use for this, if for example a child came to school saying mummy was unconscious last night, and they thought she was dead that should immediately trigger safeguarding concerns.
Some things are serious enough to immediately trigger SS intervention. Some things aren't, but it will be monitored
I've had to sit through some of those.
I've not read the full thread so forgive me if I am repeating stuff already said.
I'll admit I had tears in my eyes reading that article, not for Jack but for her poor son.
My mum descended into alcoholism when my parents divorced when I was 12 and it was hell, and I still carry it to this day.
So her son thanked the lead therapist for making her well again. Firstly, why was she taking her child to a rehab place and secondly how much has she burdened him with knowledge of her addictions?
What happened to him during the pandemic when he was being homeschooled by a mama who was out of her face on drink or drugs. Even if she thinks she was keeping it hidden, she wasn't. It might explain why he would bring her food to make sure she was eating.
She talked about her mum saying she had not been fully present for the past seven years but that also means she was not fully present for her son.
How much money was she spending on booze and pills while she was posting about making her child a smart price cream cheese sandwich on cheap white bread with a packet of cheap maize snacks for lunch? Would the rent have been on time if she had not spent all of that money?
She talked about poverty being an adverse childhood experience but having a drunk and drugged parent does a hell of a lot more damage.
I'm wondering what Bsc lets someone in with 3 1/2 GCSEs? Also, a nutritionist is not the same as a dietician. Nutritionists can be people like Gillian McKeith who peddle pure bull.
As for blaming Tattle, well she talks about stealing a scalpel at school to cut herself so her mental health has obviously been tit for a long time. We also didn't duck up a This Morning gig with that embarrassing lingreenie or make a mess of that pineapple chicken either.
Still, she got her bits out and made some money and gets loads of people telling her how sexy she is in the pics so all is good.
I'll admit I had tears in my eyes reading that article, not for Jack but for her poor son.
My mum descended into alcoholism when my parents divorced when I was 12 and it was hell, and I still carry it to this day.
So her son thanked the lead therapist for making her well again. Firstly, why was she taking her child to a rehab place and secondly how much has she burdened him with knowledge of her addictions?
What happened to him during the pandemic when he was being homeschooled by a mama who was out of her face on drink or drugs. Even if she thinks she was keeping it hidden, she wasn't. It might explain why he would bring her food to make sure she was eating.
She talked about her mum saying she had not been fully present for the past seven years but that also means she was not fully present for her son.
How much money was she spending on booze and pills while she was posting about making her child a smart price cream cheese sandwich on cheap white bread with a packet of cheap maize snacks for lunch? Would the rent have been on time if she had not spent all of that money?
She talked about poverty being an adverse childhood experience but having a drunk and drugged parent does a hell of a lot more damage.
I'm wondering what Bsc lets someone in with 3 1/2 GCSEs? Also, a nutritionist is not the same as a dietician. Nutritionists can be people like Gillian McKeith who peddle pure bull.
As for blaming Tattle, well she talks about stealing a scalpel at school to cut herself so her mental health has obviously been tit for a long time. We also didn't duck up a This Morning gig with that embarrassing lingreenie or make a mess of that pineapple chicken either.
Still, she got her bits out and made some money and gets loads of people telling her how sexy she is in the pics so all is good.
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That's what I love about these threads. She tweets about a risqué photo shoot (ooh, vicar!) and we have 10 pages of Titmas songs. I'd wager that at least 70% of posts are not really about her at all. Requiem for a bream is a masterpiece. She should be flattered that she was the muse to inspire such art.
For a largely unprofessional word wrangler, I guarantee all her submitted essays are going to be tripe, if she ever hands them in. I imagine she's going to be zooming past deadlines, howling and clawing to the course leader how unfair it is that she is expected to be held to the same standards as other students when she has SEVERE adult ADHD and an arthritic shoulder and chronic fish consumption. Sorry Jack but staying up all night reading Tattle or posting about sardines on Twitter are not valid reasons to ask for an extension. Good luck 
I feel I’m more SadHausFrau than conspiracy theorist. If I was a conspiracy theorist I’d be saying that Jack is an actor paid by the far right to make The woke left look ridiculous.
That’s annoyed me, like the trolls label or the 24/7 abuse - those things are well known and reasonable people wouldn’t recognise this thread as those things. It’s a haterz thread taking the piss, made up of former fans who think you're a shyster and a beg.
That’s annoyed me, like the trolls label or the 24/7 abuse - those things are well known and reasonable people wouldn’t recognise this thread as those things. It’s a haterz thread taking the piss, made up of former fans who think you're a shyster and a beg.
Well that’s titmas day over, thanks for all the lovely Gifs, I’m going to get an early night so I’m fresh as a daisy for cocksing day 
Well, she's certainly confirmed the stereotype of drinking, smoking and taking drugs, having iPhones and fancy clothes (whilst claiming poverty to the extent of the kid living on bollock sausages and ersatz wotsits) in it again. And the one about if you give them too much money, they won't use it for anything but stupid things (like posting chocolate internationally or getting fillers).
From barely able to get out of bed to full going out make up for a selfie. You couldn’t make it up. Maybe if you are feeling better spend some time on family instead of chasing attention and validation on twitter.The relapses and MH breakdowns never keep these grifters away for too long, thankfully, or we'd have nothing to discuss. Nice bit of #content. I see Glad well (spacing so that it doesn't show up if she's Googling herself but is probably keeping abreast of Jack's thread anyway) is back and public again after a big airport departure. Wow, what a surprise
Apologies for what is a lengthy post, and any potential duplication as I have not had a chance to read all of the other recent comments. It is rare to have a specified date to cross reference Jack's recollections so I had a look back at mid-March. I didn't seek or find anything to try and catch her out, and I think her output largely supports her account of this period. Of the many posts not listed below, she mainly appeared melancholy other than the expected spikes of her usual nonsense in the two week timeline. There could of course have been a lot of subsequently deleted stuff that is no longer showing.
One thing that did stand out to me in the Diva article was the total omission of her partner specifically or her broken engagement / relationship generally. Based on being reminded of Bubble Buddy / Housemate very much being around at the start of the therapy journey, I am more minded that Jack and LJC still remain very close now. The real, raw and unfiltered image of the autumnal tree is as likely to have been in a Portuguese Vineyard with Anne Hegarty as it was East London. A nice spot in the Cotswolds could be a much more likely location. I wish anyone well who is going through therapy and recovery, including Jack, but I will never forgive her for the Headscarf Cancer cosplay that finally broke my lurking resolve in the New Year. I'm not sure anyone can go much lower.
16th March - All seems well with a prolific Twitterathon covering the crisp pantheon of Wotsits, Quavers, Monster Munch. Space Raiders etc.
17th March - Jack Monroe's 33rd Birthday - "the most miserable and forgettable of my 33 years on this earth".
18th March - Having great fun with leggings and her Irish ancestry whilst bantering with a Mary Poppins tribute act and an eclectic mix of blue tickers.
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(@Brian Butterfield) .
19th March - Searched Google for "rehabs near me" An hour after a 7am online chat, goes for an assessment "wearing the same stained and shabby five quid tracksuit I'd been living and sleeping in for over a week" but finds time to send love to the lovely one amidst the drama that same morning.
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20th / 21st March - A busy weekend exchanging thoughts on houseplants and Hyacinth Bucket. Bubble Buddy / Housemate was in recent residence.
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27th / 28th March - After a relatively quiet week featuring mostly nature and Bombay Bad Boy / Peanut Butter mashups, the "Dead-eyed, very underweight, and a hollow ruin of a human being" () - retreated to an unknown location the following weekend and was caught by Bubble Buddy, possibly, in a candid shot from her little happy place before migrating to the Aparthotel. As always, found time for Marcus despite her ongoing personal challenges and managed to wear a rare scrap of colour after "wearing that swanky tracksuit, with a black beanie hat" for what seemed like an eternity.
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Wow, she really has some front. Thank you so much for this. No one here should feel any guilt. 
I thought the “24 hours a day online abuse” comment was so disingenuous, as if it’s just one frau on here around the clock.
She knows that’s not the case, and that we’re international, we’ve got different time zones, the night owls, the early birds, the insomniacs, the parents up with their babies/children, the list goes on.
The use of 'y'all' too...
So what left overs from Titmas has everyone got for Cocksing day? @Dogmuck are you handing out the snacks?
@Switchstreetz How about a category for best thread visitor?
Glad well (following the lead of another Frau and separating out the surname in case they Google themselves)
Sardine Advent Calendar man aka Charles
Taxi Driver
The Oil Worker
Essex Girl
Jack in an (as of yet) unidentified profile
I know, I know I can hear wise Poca already telling me this will be feeding the attention seeking visitors but couldn’t resist.
Glad well (following the lead of another Frau and separating out the surname in case they Google themselves)
Sardine Advent Calendar man aka Charles
Taxi Driver
The Oil Worker
Essex Girl
Jack in an (as of yet) unidentified profile
I know, I know I can hear wise Poca already telling me this will be feeding the attention seeking visitors but couldn’t resist.
Around the time of the ICO squiggle and the headteacher incident, I posted that the cynic in me believes all the 'treatment' talk was to absolve Jack of any responsibility should things take a legal turn (the same way she used alcoholism to explain her foul remarks about David Cameron's son).
It would have been nice for Jack to take Jack's advice. One day her son will have access to and read all about her past trauma, including this most recent article where his involvement in her sobriety journey is documented. It's a huge burden he should not be privy to. The adults in Jack's life could stand up to her, instead of performing a mea culpa on social media, but people like Jack are exhausting to be around, I guess they want to keep the peace.
It would have been nice for Jack to take Jack's advice. One day her son will have access to and read all about her past trauma, including this most recent article where his involvement in her sobriety journey is documented. It's a huge burden he should not be privy to. The adults in Jack's life could stand up to her, instead of performing a mea culpa on social media, but people like Jack are exhausting to be around, I guess they want to keep the peace.
Is this the same person that put her followers on warning that she might have to look to them to fund a deposit for her housing needs?Someone I follow has set up a go-fund-me has just done this too (probably same person!)
I really like them but am seriously considering unfollowing for fear of not being able to stop myself tweeting...
*eta ... oh ffs, I've just looked and she's raised enough for nearly 500 copies of TCC.
Kerching for Jack
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