Yeah, nobody's got time for those captions. Especially when the photograph isn't at all engaging.
Absolutely! The captions are hard to read and I’d be surprised if they were accessible to those using screen readers. I’m in a few FB groups where the admins insist that any pics are described so that the blind can ‘read’ the script. They wouldn’t have a chance with Jack’s images.Yeah, nobody's got time for those captions. Especially when the photograph isn't at all engaging.
She's been soaking them in tea again, hasn't she?!I chose an album at random from my Spotify library to listen to during my grunk and this is the first track on it, I'm hooting.
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Here is an excerpt of the lyrics:
The dogs bark at the moon, children wake at night
Since the appearance of those weird black eggs
Yep, sounds like Sunday in Southend to me.
Oh, I would LOVE Jack's pics to come with a description for people with screen readers.Absolutely! The captions are hard to read and I’d be surprised if they were accessible to those using screen readers. I’m in a few FB groups where the admins insist that any pics are described so that the blind can ‘read’ the script. They wouldn’t have a chance with Jack’s images.
Oh my days NEW GAME, NEW GAME!!! The cabal selects their favourite Jack posts and does image descriptions for them. Someone do Mary Poppins please!Oh, I would LOVE Jack's pics to come with a description for people with screen readers.
Photo: a dirty metal pot containing mysterious brown slop. No individual ingredients can be distinguished except a practically raw egg that has been placed on top and covered with black pepper. An expensive but tarnished spoon is half-submerged in the sludge. The pot is being clutched in two hands, featuring inexpertly-drawn tattoos and grimy nails.
Several stalks of celery have been chopped into smol pieces. The pieces of celery are placed on a chopping board with a large knife (probably expensive, possibly Japanese) beside them. It's impossible to tell the location of the celery from the photograph, but it's EDINBURGH ok, the photographer's spiritual home.Oh my days NEW GAME, NEW GAME!!! The cabal selects their favourite Jack posts and does image descriptions for them. Someone do Mary Poppins please!
Jack is wearing enough foundation in a too pale shade that her face resembles the Death Mask of Napoleon Bonaparte if he were to be sporting a red lip and fifteen coats of mascara at the time of death. She is wearing a bright blue coat and a black hat in a bizarre mating ritual designed to attract people with a fetish for Nannies as played by Julie Andrews in particular. The expression on her face is chilling and her eyes are, in the words of Quint 'lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes'.Oh my days NEW GAME, NEW GAME!!! The cabal selects their favourite Jack posts and does image descriptions for them. Someone do Mary Poppins please!
Jack sits holding a handful of hair, ugly crying in front of a bookcase filled with tomes that have never been opened.Oh my days NEW GAME, NEW GAME!!! The cabal selects their favourite Jack posts and does image descriptions for them. Someone do Mary Poppins please!
Dont forget the fact that it refuses to come out of the tin despite desperate attempts disguised as anticipation to taste.Oh, I would LOVE Jack's pics to come with a description for people with screen readers.
Photo: a dirty metal pot containing mysterious brown slop. No individual ingredients can be distinguished except a practically raw egg that has been placed on top and covered with black pepper. An expensive but tarnished spoon is half-submerged in the sludge. The pot is being clutched in two hands, featuring inexpertly-drawn tattoos and grimy nails.
Aaaaaand we’re back to this Morrissey video.Yep, sounds like Sunday in Southend to me.
ooh! I like this idea!Oh my days NEW GAME, NEW GAME!!! The cabal selects their favourite Jack posts and does image descriptions for them. Someone do Mary Poppins please!
'Alarming Melée....'an alt description for general usage
a filthy, tarnished, expensive spoon is immersed in an alarming melée of foodstuffs that have been combined in an inexplicable manner. the receptacle of said foodstuffs may or may not be encircled by mucky paws. the caption reads "oooft. that'll do"
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