Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories

[Silver Linings]

She’s changed it already


Yours look better! Sort of impressed with myself for getting in there before you.

That enormous disgusting picture took an age to load while I looked at all the oily grossness of it.

 

[sophiepoetry]

Fucken ‘ell. State of that. Where to start?

Lurker on a grunk here……does she actually think she invented anchovy butter?

 

[Oxford_Girl]

I’m lost for words with her ‘wildest horny dreams’ prose. God help her boy when his school friends start mocking him for her social media erotica.

I feel for him if he gets associated with this IG content

 

[MooBelle]

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This is a joke, right?
The pictures, the prose. Can't be for real can it?

 

[Powershower]

Third time’s a charm eh!

 

[Boyo]

Fucken ‘ell. State of that. Where to start?

“Hhhnnnggghhhhh” - the noise you make while kneeling at the porcelain altar after eating *checks waffle* “Slick, salty, sea-briney fatty melty in your face anchovy butter.

 

[Ellabella]

How the duck are anchovies (incredibly fishy and very salty) associated any way whatsoever with "horny dreams"?

 

[Universal]

I misread it as 'horny butter' and now I feel sick

 

[Hollaaa]

How the duck are anchovies (incredibly fishy and very salty) associated any way whatsoever with "horny dreams"?

I call for an actual feminist critique for the second time in two days.

Looking forward to the sliced egg garnish

 

[Emmapism]

Mmmmm 'snacking on the cooking liquid out of the pan' said no person ever

 

[Pocahontas]

How the duck are anchovies (incredibly fishy and very salty) associated any way whatsoever with "horny dreams"?

Cos she’s ‘queer, etc.’
I know there’s various jokes about lesbians and the obvious connotations but I’d like to think etc. means merpeople.

 

[Pocahontas]

Besides which, her obsessive desire for anchovy butter has been a love through the ages.

 

[Captainmouse]

Carcinogenic

Burned. It's burned.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Fucken ‘ell. State of that. Where to start?

Eeuuwww. It appears to be chunks of something floating in a bowl of grease.
Utterly disgusting. I can only imagine how foul it will taste - mouth coated in oil.
I can only hope SB and Daddy are miles away.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

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"HASHTAG GRATITUDE MOTHERFUCKERS"

You're welcome, Jack

 

[Silver Linings]

Er, Jack, my love, you have something in your teeth. Also i’d love to have eyes that naturally bright. Jealous!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Can she afford butter now?

Also.,.who dat?

 

[Veronicaaa]

God I love anchovies (and, indeed, anchovy butter, because it's NOT A NEW THING JACK AND BARELY NEEDS A RECIPE) but her sexxxy descriptions of them are actually turning my stomach, I wish she'd stop.

 

[Ellabella]

No filters?! She can't even tell the truth when she's supposedly being all confessional. Look at the whites of her eyes .