I know, i was being sarcastic. She likes him thats all you need for a character assessment.
Is this a new pic from her sm. Peeking?!
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Oh MancBee so glad you've been in the knife box again. Middle class, mumsy, provincial...
Omg I'm dying@Rekyavikgirl I insist you get down off the fence and tell us what you really think
. Just to add thank god for you lovely frauen and herren today. I've just finished a 14 hour work day! No time for a piss and a sandwich, but thank you for making me hoot and fizz this evening. Loves ya xx 
How could I forget that photo of her pretending to be asleep in bed clutching her framed honorary doctorate certificate? That was a succulent slice of dry aged cringe.
Thankyou x dear heart @discokebab for the forensic statistics breakdown, you shan't be dying on that hill alone. I have previously speculated that if Jack is 5'1.7" then her bodyweight was likely equal to 1 SBQ (or Standard British Queen) at the time of her supposed lift. If you've never benched before then it's difficult to explain exactly how outrageous of a claim it is for a woman to bench press their own bodyweight, especially as part of a general training routine to pass a Fire Service fitness test rather than specifically for powerlifting. I don't even know why she was training bench press. Was she hoping to be able to lay on the floor of a burning building and launch the people trapped within out of the window to safety with the raw power of her pecs?
Thankyou x dear heart @discokebab for the forensic statistics breakdown, you shan't be dying on that hill alone. I have previously speculated that if Jack is 5'1.7" then her bodyweight was likely equal to 1 SBQ (or Standard British Queen) at the time of her supposed lift. If you've never benched before then it's difficult to explain exactly how outrageous of a claim it is for a woman to bench press their own bodyweight, especially as part of a general training routine to pass a Fire Service fitness test rather than specifically for powerlifting. I don't even know why she was training bench press. Was she hoping to be able to lay on the floor of a burning building and launch the people trapped within out of the window to safety with the raw power of her pecs?
Here for the cult.
We need a rota to share out looking after everyone's phones every Mon - Sat. Hope you've got plenty of storage space in your garages lads
Eta BRB off to move the chairs from mine
We need a rota to share out looking after everyone's phones every Mon - Sat. Hope you've got plenty of storage space in your garages lads
Eta BRB off to move the chairs from mine
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Oh Billy
yeah, you're spot on. I always assumed she was estranged from her family and SB's dad, but nope. as I've said before, it was the "thank you letter to my son's father" in the guardian in December 19 that made me question her (not linking as there's an unedited pic of SB)
anyhoo, it was great to see that @JayRamShamFour hit the og list (30/10/20) earlier this afternoon! keeeep grunking!
Thatās the article that peak Jacked me too. I assumed SBās dad was abusive or extremely ill and unable to help out, but it turns out he was in the picture the entire time.yeah, you're spot on. I always assumed she was estranged from her family and SB's dad, but nope. as I've said before, it was the "thank you letter to my son's father" in the guardian in December 19 that made me question her (not linking as there's an unedited pic of SB)
anyhoo, it was great to see that @JayRamShamFour hit the og list (30/10/20) earlier this afternoon! keeeep grunking!
Our Jack is just a young Liz Jones. The pleas of an impoverished childhood, spunking money on ugly designer goods, animal abuseā¦ But Jack has Calvin Klein undies instead of a Myla thong that needs dry cleaning.
So glad I had a C section. Pelvic floor still holding up even after these beauties. Some things may never be unseen.
no not that oneā¦
ah yes, here it is:
Mancbee is so succinct with describing Jack's boring life!
That article came out of nowhere, too. Perhaps some kind of compromised 'condition' to correct any assumptions made over the years. An apology maybe, without directly being one.yeah, you're spot on. I always assumed she was estranged from her family and SB's dad, but nope. as I've said before, it was the "thank you letter to my son's father" in the guardian in December 19 that made me question her (not linking as there's an unedited pic of SB)
anyhoo, it was great to see that @JayRamShamFour hit the og list (30/10/20) earlier this afternoon! keeeep grunking!
I always assumed it was because the truth was going to come out, so Jack got in there first. Again they had been very clever to never mention specifics about the situation, just that they were a single parent, and allowed everyone to jump to conclusions.
Edit - pronouns, although don't know why the duck I bothered tbh
I feel so sorry for the dad, heās probably her second saddest of all the victims? Itās bad enough she monetises SBās trauma (even if the initial trauma is fabricated, sheās traumatising him by making this public domain with totally unboundaried detail) it makes the dad look like a total piece of tit. All acquaintances would assume heād just fucked off, even good mates would have to check in on wtf is going on when sheās in the national press making out like she sold 20p plastic dinosaurs for jam? And look how quick she is to threaten anyone with a lawyer, I feel so sorry for him tbh.
Was going to say that iām surprised heās kept quiet all these years, but he's obviously just a good father.
What does anyone know about him apart from the fact he was in the fire service? Odd so little is mentioned
I'm surprised she's never named him, or given away more detail than is her business to given the amount of sheer tit she's posted over the years. Obv there are boundaries there that she can't cross, thankfully!
<life of Brian vibe>Itās not a crappy bungalow itās a very lovely houseā¦I began to see the cracks in her story when she was talking about moving into the ācrappy bungalow ā (I used to follow her on Twitter. I wondered why she was moving there if it was so bad, no one was making her move.
I eventually saw the light when I ended up here with the Fraus
Thatās her dad, very senior member of the fire service with an MBE. Yet no one questions the origins storyā¦
SBās dad worked at a cafe she apparently worked at whilst working for the fire service call handlers and now works in another food service role but donāt think itās fair for us to say where cos she really shouldnāt have, canāt imagine there are many branches of it in SE so highly identifiable?! Sheās been really unboundaried and shared a lot of detail about him & his other children on Twitter, including gender, age, and birthday of one which is so cunty itās unreal. Oh and about his marital status after she got wound up that we found the idea of the Southend huns having a tattle adjacent WhatsApp group funny (they do, thereās no way they donāt laugh at her absolutely mortifying carry on, theyāre the OG us)
Has there really not been a peep from her today in this Dimbleby Report she was so heavily involved in? You know the one that is the antithesis of the Ā£20 shop ā more fresh veg, no cheap meat, tax the duck out of the crappy cheap maize snacks?
Do you think that this was her contribution āālook at my performative shop and advise the oppositeā? Glad you were of some help Jack!
Do you think that this was her contribution āālook at my performative shop and advise the oppositeā? Glad you were of some help Jack!
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