Here's a better shot of the spiral staircase stairs:
I sound like a broken record but how is this a crappy bungalow?!
Like the song innit...What do colourful gloves have to do with Xmas?
It really is a lovely bungalow with stairs....however, in my opinion it looks like an old person lives there. The furniture, the pictures and ornaments placed at regular intervals on the picture rail high shelf, the fake electric woodburner, the overly tasteful John Lewis styled Christmas tree. All a bit middle class mumsy look to me.It is indeed a lovely crappy bungalow (with stairs)
It took me a minute or two to catch on about the gloves. I even went back and spent a few minutes searching for the gloves, before the penny dropped. I must be ready for my medicationWhat do colourful gloves have to do with Xmas?
90% vegan leather chair there. Presumably something that loomed out of a puddle one day, like Excalibur. Otherwise quite a fancy price I’d hazard.
Every single thing about that picture sets me on edge. Everything.Jack did later backtrack and claim she meant the crappy bungalow was crappy because she makes it crappy with her crappy mess.
And she does have a point.
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Me too Until I saw the multi coloured gloves.It took me a minute or two to catch on about the gloves. I even went back and spent a few minutes searching for the gloves, before the penny dropped. I must be ready for my medication
The two photos of Fake Doctor Jack are a nice touch though.It really is a lovely bungalow with stairs....however, in my opinion it looks like an old person lives there. The furniture, the pictures and ornaments placed at regular intervals on the picture rail high shelf, the fake electric woodburner, the overly tasteful John Lewis styled Christmas tree. All a bit middle class mumsy look to me.
I wouldn't think anyone lived there that thought they were in any way unconventional and edgy. It is reminiscent of a Woman's Weekly Christmas special centre spread.
I have a real degree, one I had to put time and effort into to get. Do I have a photograph of me in cap and gown? No I do not, nobody does. It is cringeworthy. Your parents might have one, but putting one on your own walls. No...
The two photos of Fake Doctor Jack are a nice touch though.
Welcome to Jackworld, dear heart. You can't make it make sense, so don't wear yourself out trying.In which world of utter bollocks does a bungalow have a staircase?
My mum had two pics of me in cap n gown up on the wall in her house. I keep telling her i graduated a while ago now she can replace it with grandkids, but nope.I have a real degree, one I had to put time and effort into to get. Do I have a photograph of me in cap and gown? No I do not, nobody does. It is cringeworthy. Your parents might have one, but putting one on your own walls. No.
Welcome.Hi. Hope you don't mind me butting in.
Came to Tattle after being given the link to a thread on a home IG account that I HAD to comment on as know lots about the dishonest begger who's account it is and then found all this. Have now lost a number of days reading. Fret not though, as time consuming as this has been, unlike Jack, I remembered to care for the cat/cared for child without telling everyone how very difficult it is/didn't ask anyone for financial aid due lack of work caused by scrolling.
Anyhoo, please may I just ask for clarification/full goss on a couple of bits?
The green tit spaghetti. So, they actually admitted that they didn't get the gig because their food was tit? The pasta was undercooked? In a cooking segment where one should surely assume the person cooking knows how to cook what they are cooking? Or did they just claim it to up the Woe is Jack novel?
Tomato soup made from tinned tomato soup? Is that a real thing?
The grey sports bra? May regret asking but WTAF is that about? Did they advertise one or something?
The Vegan business. Are they actually admitting they went Vegan purely to make money from a book?
The curious pic of a 'black eye' I keep seeing? Whats that about? Not very good at applying their makeup?
And then a very quick look on the Twatter tells me -
Off for an x-ray, CT scan, ultrasound scans and steroid injections, so please distract me with your best photos of dogs, cats, quokkas, otters, sunsets, bonus points if you get more than one of the above in the same pic. Thanks!
In Beggy McBeg World, does that translate to "Send me sympathy, cash and gifts?"
And in another quick Twatter peek I see that they intended to drag a 70kg sideboard (plus cat) up a spiral staircase BY THEMSELF. Forgive me and correct me if I am wrong but surely the nature of a spiral would render the act of dragging a large rectangular object up it single handedly COMPLETELY bleeping PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE? Unless you're Arnie and can carry it above your head and even then I think he'd have a bit of a dab on by the time he got to the top. Might need a breather halfway.
Any light that could be shed or links would be much appreciated. Ta.