Happy Birthday to Cherie Blair Jack @kachoochoo!
The trifle defender is SO brilliant I
her almost as much as I love Slopbot (a LOT)
The trifle defender is SO brilliant I
her almost as much as I love Slopbot (a LOT)
Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
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What is she on about? Her midriff isn't perfect but it is WHERE SHE KEEPS HER PIES.
Is she trying to say she has a big tummy? She hasn't.
Is she trying to say she is fat? She isn't.
Is she trying to say she eats pies? We have never heard of her making or eating a pie.
Is she trying to say she can eat pies and still stay slim? No one can.
Is she trying to get attention and for people to say, "Oh Jack, you have a lovely midriff"? BINGO, I knew I would get there in the end.
Don’t think too much about it. It didn’t happen!
Her pose there is very ‘meerkat surveying the savannah’.
No, not you, love.
I guess what she's saying is that SHE equates 'white trash' with having a large tummy? Because the comment which definitely happened had nothing to do with her weight.
Life's a festival - dress for it? Jack you've forgotten your stab proof vest babes
IF someone called her 'white trash' it's probably because she chose to wear a manky old sports bra as outerwear on a train.
Cut to the chase PITA
Indeed, and if I were going to be doing "outdoor physical work" in the sunshine, a bra as a top wouldn't be what I'd consider appropriate clothing. Guess I'm just not a maverick
Wonderful, brought happy tears to my eyes.Since we know Jack's not going to be back until the weekend, here is my pre-chaos/crushing tedium gift to the cabal (my taxi driver's waiting outside). Pie Jesu, it's the most uptempo requiem ever made to honour the forgotten freezer fish. Get out those Russell Brands, it's what god himself would have wanted
Omg is this the misshapen Calvin Klein bralet before it had been through a 450 centigrade wash?
The bralet has its own origins story too
Does she really look white trash in that outfit? I don’t much like it but I don’t think on a warm day I’d notice it ?
(one for the RHONY fans).
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Don't ruin meerkats please, thank(space)you!
It did happen, the lady said “thirst trap, no need” Jack was busy looking at her English-American dictionary and misheard
It would be very Maverick if I did it though!Indeed, and if I were going to be doing "outdoor physical work" in the sunshine, a bra as a top wouldn't be what I'd consider appropriate clothing. Guess I'm just not a maverick
Although as hilarious as the idea of me in a bra is (given that I'm 1) male 2) quite hairy and 3) overweight) it will not be happening!
Ok ... she looks like a peeky mink.
This photo always cracks me up ... her defiant ‘I ain’t no white trash’ pose with her Cath K bag.
trifle defender took second train journey. it was... not unruly 
Omg your avatar!!Life's a festival - dress for it? Jack you've forgotten your stab proof vest babes
I genuinely thought “witch please, this bag is Cath Kidston“ had been made up by the cabal.
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