Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!

[heretoreaditall2019]

Waiting for that joyous moment of alchemy when it goes brown 🤎

This would probs only be funny w dramatic music to accompany

 

[NP]

Wow. There’s lots of bright colours. It’s not slop. There’s not even any screaming faces in there. Well done?

Give it time. It’ll be brown by the time it’s done.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[colouredlines]

Surely for Jack EVERY day is a "fling it all in the slow cooker" day?

Anyway, stewed root veg? In June? Poor show from the woman who invented seasonal eating.

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So has she added rosemary or not?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

Anyway, stewed root veg? In June? Poor show from the woman who invented seasonal eating.

Probably still under the illusion that Swede season is in May.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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This is a personal hill to die on but there is no such thing as alcohol free wine or alcohol free beer, if it’s below something like 0.5% ABV they’re allowed to market it as such but it still contains alcohol?!

If it was totally alcohol free why aren’t Muslims drinking it or brands marketing to Muslim (or other non drinking religions) audiences? Like engage ur brain hun it’s cos it’s got bleeping booze in it!

 

[Falkor]

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Thread title nomination there:

Jack Monroe #194 It's going to look like a homogenous slop

 

[MancBee]

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The best comfort food does not look like an homogenous slop.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Hollaaa]

The best comfort food does not look like an homogenous slop.

It always looks like savoury carbs + butter or sweet carbs + cream for me.

 

[Emmapism]

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All the hits lads. All the hits.

Now that's what I call Fack Monroe 2021

 

[Cookiecookie]

What has she got against solid food? The best comfort foods do not look like slop either - or is that just me showing off with my mouthful of non ouchy teeth I can chew with?

 

[MancBee]

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"it smells torturously good". So it smells like it will taste, like torture.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Jack wrote a whole article about how we should all look our for our neighbours, if she had spoken to any of hers, you'd think this kind of thing (help yourself to rosemary!) might have come up in the conversation.

 

[colouredlines]

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"I made a mistake in my earlier tweet"

YOU'REWELCOME JACK x

 

[Cookiecookie]

"it smells torturously good". So it smells like it will taste, like torture.

If anyone knows what torture tastes like, it's you Manc!

 

[Jelly Bean]

This is a personal hill to die on but there is no such thing as alcohol free wine or alcohol free beer, if it’s below something like 0.5% ABV they’re allowed to market it as such but it still contains alcohol?!

If it was totally alcohol free why aren’t Muslims drinking it or brands marketing to Muslim (or other non drinking religions) audiences? Like engage ur brain hun it’s cos it’s got bleeping booze in it!

I am no expert - but if (as we are lead to believe) Jack has been in recovery - is it the wisest thing to have wine in any form so soon? Surely just the taste and smell could be problematic?

Again apologies if I'm talking out of my backside about this - it just seems a really bizarre choice.

 

[NP]

You shouldn’t take the lid off the slow cooker as it takes longer to cook everything FYI.

 

[Powershower]

You shouldn’t take the lid off the slow cooker as it takes longer to cook everything FYI.

Jacks dinner guests probably do it on purpose. Just putting off the inevitable