Well you tweet and delete
But we've ALL the receipts
That's a moleeeeee!
But we've ALL the receipts
That's a moleeeeee!
Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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Fizzing and hooting at these 
I'm crying...When you cook in your shed
And we can't see your head
That's a moleeee
I must stop.
When potatoes make you cry,
Sentient coat racks, how they lie!
(all together now) FACK'S A MORON!
Sentient coat racks, how they lie!
(all together now) FACK'S A MORON!
When you piss off your fans,
With your thousands of cans,
That's amoleeee...
With your thousands of cans,
That's amoleeee...
When R Jack is a bleep
That’s all folks, she’s a bleep
That’s amooollleeeee!
That’s all folks, she’s a bleep
That’s amooollleeeee!
Jackfruit pineapple hats,
No thanks very Matt much Matt
That’s a moleeee
No thanks very Matt much Matt
That’s a moleeee
I love how the cabal entertains itself when Jack is being inconsiderately quiet
This oneWhen R Jack is a bleep
That’s all folks, she’s a bleep
That’s amooollleeeee!
When you
Pull yourself up by your bootstrap
But your output and backstory is crap
That’s a-story
Pull yourself up by your bootstrap
But your output and backstory is crap
That’s a-story
When you can't sing or dance
But have grey bra and pants
That's a moleeee!
What a luvverly knees-up for a Friday afternoon.
But have grey bra and pants
That's a moleeee!
What a luvverly knees-up for a Friday afternoon.
When you really can't cook
But you still write a book
That's amore
When you pretend to be poor
But own many sideboards
That's a Tory
this is fun can we do haiku next time?
But you still write a book
That's amore
When you pretend to be poor
But own many sideboards
That's a Tory
this is fun can we do haiku next time?
Where the slop ends up, eventually.
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I knew I could rely on one of you guys
'No thanks very Matt much Matt' has killed me!
Thank(space)You!
When your GIFs are all cursed
And your cooking's the worst
That's a mole
And your cooking's the worst
That's a mole
Raising my Friday night glass of wine to you all and apologies for the ear worm
When your cat's half Maine Coon
And you own eighty spoons
That's a mole
When you say you're AWAY
And your béchamel neighs
That's a mole
When you jump in a skip
And sell pics of your nips
That's a mole
By the way @HotesTilaire thank you so Hotes much Hotes but I would like for it to go on the record that Jack appears to have only referenced herself as 'mama' and never her mother. I hereby submit to the court the evidence upon which I based my original wording:
And you own eighty spoons
That's a mole
When you say you're AWAY
And your béchamel neighs
That's a mole
When you jump in a skip
And sell pics of your nips
That's a mole
By the way @HotesTilaire thank you so Hotes much Hotes but I would like for it to go on the record that Jack appears to have only referenced herself as 'mama' and never her mother. I hereby submit to the court the evidence upon which I based my original wording:
Her use of the word 'pop' irritates me to such a degree that I had to take a second and check myself before I responded when my wife said it this morning
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