Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!

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HotesTilaire

bowiethesdmn said:
Her use of the word 'pop' irritates me to such a degree that I had to take a second and check myself before I responded when my wife said it this morning
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Don’t ever order hello fresh, they’re very keen on popping things here and there.
 
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LennyBriscoe

Emmapism said:
Thanks for new thread @HotesTilaire !

Added 'founder of #thatsamole rhyme' to my Twitter bio. Have loved reading all of them

But give it a week and I will have forgotten all about it.
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Honestly, I totally agree with @Dogmuck this has given me life! I’ve been lol-ing all day, thanks Canal

MancBee said:
When you've a wig on your head
Looks like you're straight out of bed
That's a mole

When the doc's by your bed
Prescribing lipstick, bright red
That's a moleeee

When you cook in your shed
And we can't see your head
That's a moleeee


I must stop.
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You must NOT stop!

Call the undertaker, for I am DEAD
 
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Sideboard Bob

Captainmouse said:
When you take off your hat
and you’re sporting kumquat
that’s a molee
https://giphy.com/H66rSOTDcNdrG
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I love that the kumquat looks like he‘s singing along ”WHENNNNN....”


I have a strong feeling this is definitely what Dean Martin would have wanted.
It’s like being in an Italian restaurant that only has one CD, and that CD only has 4 songs, so every 15 minutes you hear “In Napoliiiii, where love is king...”

We just need to randomly all stop everything, and start sing happy birthday to a stranger every half hour or so to really complete the experience.

(edited to add, I mean that in a good way!)
 
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Flash123

Going to have a refresher on number 31 since we are coming close to the anniversary. Hopefully tattle can give us ice lolly hats for the occasion!
I’ve found the perfect one!

 
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LennyBriscoe

When the fake Irish gal misappropriates daal, that’s a mollllee

(Idk if she did but it rhymes. Poetic licence innit)
 
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Bwidge

Today has been one of the best days on here. Thank you all!
 
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traumatised sideboard

When your arse saves your life
And you can't keep a wife
That's a mole

When you tweet about tanks
And commit fraud in banks
That's a mole

When you really love facts
And you don't pay your tax
That's a mole

I need to cut myself off. I could be here all day and I really need to finish my latest opus, Requiem for a Bream.
 
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MaineCoonMama

That last line! As the kids say, call the crem! I am deceased!
 
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colouredlines

So many members of the cabal dying today. RIP frauen, you are with the angles now. No slop in heaven I hope.
 
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MancBee

LennyBriscoe said:
You must NOT stop!

Call the undertaker, for I am DEAD
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Oh, go on then

When Cooper's deployed
You are clearly annoyed
That's a moleeee

When things are not gifted
They have to be grifted
That's a moleeee

Though your nipples were perky
She left, it was hurty
That's a moleeee

When you cook it's a bore
'cause you find it a chore
That's a moleeee


That's enough for now.
 
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Carmina-Piranha

Thanks to you lot my Friday has been such a laugh. Honestly! I've been hooting, chuckling and singing along every time I had a work break since this morning. X
 
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bowiethesdmn

We could do a video like that regrettable rendition of Imagine that Gal Gadot cobbled together last year
 
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