Bet you’re not really holding a cookie thoughI'd still stand by what I say even if my full name was showing. Not a fan of the selfie, sideboard or otherwise, so I remain a giant blue monster forever more.
Sadly not. Got to work today, so no snacking until this afternoonThis isn’t investigative journalism though, that accounts for a tiny amount of what is published. Most of what’s published is op/ed “opinion” pieces, features and entertainment.
Bet you’re not really holding a cookie though
The fluffball in my picture is also rather infamous in my village. In fact, the picture is taken from the village Facebook post about this 'lost dog' who wouldn't come near them so they could check her collar. Nope, she had made her own way out as a continual escaper and was resolutely heading home after her escapade; she just didn't want to be delayed from sitting at the gate and barking to be let in so she could investigate her food bowl. As other posters pointed out.And I'd be really easy to find because I didn't think to change the sheep's names!
Oh, they're sortedYou didn't use a cartoon filter to protect their identity and that will be your downfall. Hope nibbles and loppy have their court outfits sorted
Did this one pass the baa exam?Oh, they're sorted
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Re: the Pythagoras on a daily basis comment, I bet Jack was thinking of algebra and working out her price per rinsed bean.
Yes, she's a fully qualified baarrister if ewe need one.Did this one pass the baa exam?
I'll get my coat...
Exactly this. Yes we do menstruate every month but similar of the fact I hate tampon ads whilst eating my dinner I also hate when women are rolling around in their knickers banging on about being on.Emilie Lavinia should count herself lucky that she does not have a Tattle thread, considering that her reaction to a woman's murder was to post thot shots and #sponcon with a flippant "What a week to be a woman, ey?" (This post dated 11/3/21)
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(I also have a lot of feelings about these empowered women accounts, where empowerment is lip fillers, long flowing hair, endless filters, underwear shots and "teehee I masturbate!" - literally fueling the male gaze, and telling girls YET AGAIN that their only value is as a sexual object. Why can male influencers be unkempt gamers while women have to be pouty princesses?)
Influencer culture is terrible, and the sooner the bubble bursts, the better.
On-topic: Just in case Jack wins, I have taken the liberty of preparing her acceptance speech:
"Wow, I can't believe it. Me, a role model? I never thought I'd be here, really I didn't. Back when I was a single mum foraging in the bins outside the food bank, because I'd sold all my clothes so they wouldn't let me inside, I never dreamed that one day people would think of me as a role model. I'm just a poor second generation immigrant tattooed lesbian! In fact, I think I may be the first working class person to win. I would never have imagined this back when my son looked up at me from the breakfast table to ask, Where's Mummy's weetabix?"
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Can't believe she's left Paul and the rest of the world hanging like this...my pet theory is she's got Pythagoras' theorem mixed up with something else, realised her mistake but is too embarrassed to correct it
Bonus: the closing paragraph from that article from the other day where she made up a conversation with her son on the train.
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A woman was murdered and she's complaining she's exhausted? Oh and here's some photos of me trying to pose sexily while advertising a product. How crass is that? Idiot.Emilie Lavinia should count herself lucky that she does not have a Tattle thread, considering that her reaction to a woman's murder was to post thot shots and #sponcon with a flippant "What a week to be a woman, ey?" (This post dated 11/3/21)
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(I also have a lot of feelings about these empowered women accounts, where empowerment is lip fillers, long flowing hair, endless filters, underwear shots and "teehee I masturbate!" - literally fueling the male gaze, and telling girls YET AGAIN that their only value is as a sexual object. Why can male influencers be unkempt gamers while women have to be pouty princesses?)
Influencer culture is terrible, and the sooner the bubble bursts, the better.
On-topic: Just in case Jack wins, I have taken the liberty of preparing her acceptance speech:
"Wow, I can't believe it. Me, a role model? I never thought I'd be here, really I didn't. Back when I was a single mum foraging in the bins outside the food bank, because I'd sold all my clothes so they wouldn't let me inside, I never dreamed that one day people would think of me as a role model. I'm just a poor second generation immigrant tattooed lesbian! In fact, I think I may be the first working class person to win. I would never have imagined this back when my son looked up at me from the breakfast table to ask, Where's Mummy's weetabix?"
Its getting scary how young people are getting work done. I understand if it's medically debilitating or really affects your mental health but I don't get the big, boobs, big arse, big lips craze.the amount of women I work with who are getting all the Botox and fillers etc is scary. They are younger than me (I’m 37) and they waste money on this shit.I feel like the odd one out by not wanting it
snap!! A whole load of women near me are getting stuff done. I’m all for choice but they’re all starting to look like each other - and surely if you’re getting fillers when you’re 27, you’re wondering what the long term effects will be??the amount of women I work with who are getting all the Botox and fillers etc is scary. They are younger than me (I’m 37) and they waste money on this shit.I feel like the odd one out by not wanting it
OT modibodi are great. But expensive - and I’m annoyed they are giving them to influencers for free.Emilie Lavinia should count herself lucky that she does not have a Tattle thread, considering that her reaction to a woman's murder was to post thot shots and #sponcon with a flippant "What a week to be a woman, ey?" (This post dated 11/3/21)
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(I also have a lot of feelings about these empowered women accounts, where empowerment is lip fillers, long flowing hair, endless filters, underwear shots and "teehee I masturbate!" - literally fueling the male gaze, and telling girls YET AGAIN that their only value is as a sexual object. Why can male influencers be unkempt gamers while women have to be pouty princesses?)
Influencer culture is terrible, and the sooner the bubble bursts, the better.
On-topic: Just in case Jack wins, I have taken the liberty of preparing her acceptance speech:
"Wow, I can't believe it. Me, a role model? I never thought I'd be here, really I didn't. Back when I was a single mum foraging in the bins outside the food bank, because I'd sold all my clothes so they wouldn't let me inside, I never dreamed that one day people would think of me as a role model. I'm just a poor second generation immigrant tattooed lesbian! In fact, I think I may be the first working class person to win. I would never have imagined this back when my son looked up at me from the breakfast table to ask, Where's Mummy's weetabix?"
I find it really sad, because it seems that even in the age of the internet - when we have access to so much information, and the power to instantly connect with different cultures - beauty standards are narrower than ever.Its getting scary how young people are getting work done. I understand if it's medically debilitating or really affects your mental health but I don't get the big, boobs, big arse, big lips craze.
I am nothing special to look at I have a few age lines due to my age my boobs and bum are average ( probably) but I don't have any desire to change them because that's not who I am.
as great as the internet is, lately I have been thinking that it wouldn’t be that bad if someone switched it off.I find it really sad, because it seems that even in the age of the internet - when we have access to so much information, and the power to instantly connect with different cultures - beauty standards are narrower than ever.
A couple of years ago I read a comment about how rare it is nowadays for teenage girls to have short hair. I was working with teens at the time, and suddenly I couldn't unsee it. Hair must be long, just like butts must be big, and lips must look like a pair of raw sausages having sex.
Instagram is also a world where people take themselves so very seriously. I like to put up funny posts on my account, and I have friends that do too, but so many accounts are laugh-free zones. Everything has to be perfectly posed and usually free from any kind of individual personality.
(There's a Spanish word, postureo, which encompasses this culture. It's like posing, but it has a stronger meaning, and tends to be used specifically for showing off online. I can't think of a perfect English equivalent, which is a shame!)
It's also worth noting the problems that come from influencers lying about the aesthetic work they've had done, which can make impressionable followers feel so much worse. And leads us neatly back to Jack "not facetune, just sitting in a sunbeam with my soft pink curtains" Monroe...
Schrodinger's Jack?OT modibodi are great. But expensive - and I’m annoyed they are giving them to influencers for free.
And as for her trying to attach general womanhood and m to someone’s murder - words fail me. She should have a Tattle thread but I guess she isn’t interesting enough.
on topic - so do we think Jack is having a Twitter existence crisis? Can she be online and get things but simultaneously be offline and in ‘recovery’?
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