Woohooooo! She broke! We wona tweet for the new thread!
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also promo for the Indy advertorial
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sorry to quote self that’s not me being snobby about IKEA furniture cos I actually love IKEA / will be going there as soon as I get my second vaccine, what I meant was there’s no personality to it she’s just got basic blue / grey fabrics on white walls, nothing on the sides or walls, like a youth hostel that needs to be drunk proof not a little boy’s bedroom.The SB thing is the most chilling IMO. Once ur eyes are open to the fact he’s not there NOW every bit of leakage like this last minute get away makes you realise he was never there THEN. even the times she’d exploit him for content was the odd weekend, the time she claims he’s at his dads.
When she posted a picture of his room (which is just grotesque of any parent tbh) it looked like a youth hostel in Amsterdam just basic IKEA furniture with absolutely nothing in it. What kid can fit their entire existence into a handful of Kallax cubes?
I was in some random movie Chanel on sky and octopus energy ad was on there something to do with which.YES
it fucking pisses me off (pardon my french) that they’ve picked her for this when i doubt she even knows enough about anything in life to write about it in plain english. i know the energy company campaign is nothing to do with plain english, i suppose i’m just pointlessly posting to agree that she is the worst choice for this
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had the best advert after i posted this - maybe it’s actually a magical forest (complete with brambly mice family) and not a puddle she’s been getting everything from all this time?
The SB thing is the most chilling IMO. Once ur eyes are open to the fact he’s not there NOW every bit of leakage like this last minute get away makes you realise he was never there THEN. even the times she’d exploit him for content was the odd weekend, the time she claims he’s at his dads.
When she posted a picture of his room (which is just grotesque of any parent tbh) it looked like a youth hostel in Amsterdam just basic IKEA furniture with absolutely nothing in it. What kid can fit their entire existence into a handful of Kallax cubes?
Sorry it's irking me; 'to eat with abandon'Just sliding in between the pancakes and Jack's nip to add Venice to the list of Not-a-Holidays:
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I wouldn't be surprised if the assistant fled for the hills at their first chance, and Jack is pocketing the furlough money herself. (Conjecture and opinion m'lud) Maybe it's how she afforded her hotel jaunt in London?Particularly when said company has been claiming furlough money, as Jack’s company has.
Send Our Jackie a link!There is a test you can do to find out your vocabulary - you can do it in loads of languages. If we get really bored we can all try it - non native languages only for extra fun. (I will be dire)
hilariously, because she is late filing, she now has to put furlough on her company tax return because they recently added the boxes. If she had filed on time, she wouldn’t have had this added trigger to check for errors.Sorry it's irking me; 'to eat with abandon'
Surely that should be 'abandonment'. It must be easy to mix up your words when your vocab is in the tens of thousands.
I wouldn't be surprised if the assistant fled for the hills at their first chance, and Jack is pocketing the furlough money herself. (Conjecture and opinion m'lud) Maybe it's how she afforded her hotel jaunt in London?
The Greek gods getting mentioned because she's A Greek. I'm crying. It's too much. It's not "floundering" because it was 7:45 it's because she mistakes 'heritage' for personality.Zeus is dragging up her Greek heritage? That's the least stupid thing about this only-occurred-in-Jack's-head conversation.
I remember asking my mum who Cain and Abel married and she told me it was princesses from over the hills. No conversations about Ballah and wooden eggs, she was BUSY!
That conversation is actual insanity, writ bold for all to see. A weird fantasy.Here's 5 year old SB and Jack talking about God:
Being friends is more important than being right (according to my 5 year old, a conversation on the train about God and beliefs).
This morning’s Conversation On The Train with my 5 year old was a corker. Friends will know that because we moved house at the end of the school year, my dear Small Boy now goes to school 14 …web.archive.org
She has actually mentioned the jab very little in general during a time when all the slebs are telling us to " save lives"I had my first jab this week (praise beans) and as I'm a year younger than Jack I thought she must have had hers by now. Then I realised that couldn't be the case because she would have tweeted in great detail how awful the side effects have been for her, because she has to elevenrife everything. Also the fact that she would have had hers at exactly the same time as other healthy thirtysomethings would have ruined the disability cosplay she enjoys so much.
"My arm is DEAD."
She can’t mention that she’s getting it at an age appropriate time as she’s read here and realises it’s in direct contradiction to her being the illest pixie in the land.I had my first jab this week (praise beans) and as I'm a year younger than Jack I thought she must have had hers by now. Then I realised that couldn't be the case because she would have tweeted in great detail how awful the side effects have been for her, because she has to elevenrife everything. Also the fact that she would have had hers at exactly the same time as other healthy thirtysomethings would have ruined the disability cosplay she enjoys so much.
"My arm is DEAD."
The only time my children or grandchildren would notice if I’d not eaten anything would be to ask if they could have the Magnum left in the freezer.Yikes, all in the name of crumb-dropping to the masses that she wasn't eating properly. I don't think my children would notice wether I had ever eaten or not and rightfully so, it should never be a child's concern and if it is...what have you been saying to them?
Can concur, my children are considerate little souls (though probably not quite so much to each other), they wouldn't have a clue what I did or didn't eat in a day! The only way I guess they would is if I banged on about it all the time...The only time my children or grandchildren would notice if I’d not eaten anything would be to ask if they could have the Magnum left in the freezer.
If that's the case it's pretty hilarious, my wife is 30 and got called for her first jab after they decided her health condition might put her at risk. Like they were sort of going down the list before they started general admission and went 'oh she's faintly unwell, bang her in there'. It doesn't affect her at all in her day to day life unless she's run down.She can’t mention that she’s getting it at an age appropriate time as she’s read here and realises it’s in direct contradiction to her being the illest pixie in the land.
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