Is this the unit? Via wayfair.
Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade
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Spiral staircase.
This is what I can’t understand, surely this is at direct odds with the Patreon? She’s manipulated and begged people to sign up to sponsor a poverty stricken urchin, and takes home about a grand a month from it. Why is she jeopardising this show casing £300 bits of furniture, Dyson, huge John Lewis boxes, etc etc? She’s not making any money off of these tweets and risking cancellations of her actual income?!
It’s month end soon, if we get over 4% churn I’ll be elated and completely attribute it to this bizarre show of MC comfort.
When I was a teen and got a room of my own I remember calling my mum to see it when I moved the furniture around. I did about every 3 months.
And that’s *after* this apparent transformative year of clearing away the excess, hoarded junk from her massive house.
Also, you’d think as Ken Loach’s muse she wouldn’t advertise how much she uses Amazon. Whatever happened to her ethical website again?
Nearly £300 and she treats it terrible. It has never seen polish and it is scratched to buggery. There's even a lost drawer. She looks after and appreciates nothing. If I spent that amount on a piece of furniture it would look as good as new for years and years.
But we’ve had this question before when she last deployed them, I am sure I @Marmalade Atkins or @Silver Linings has the receipt
I think it's because the crappy bungalow has a turn on the stairs. She doesn't know what a spiral staircase is.
Already referenced by Fack in about 10 seconds:
- Cooper's a
- Moving house '20+ times'
- Trauma
- Finding antiques in a puddle/skip/left to rot by a posho
- Hanging
rats nestbird flower thingy - John Lewis (indirectly)
- Her tiny, pixie frame heaving a billion tonnes of heavy furniture up the stairs in crappy Bungalow, Escher style
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Look, if you don’t want Fiddy any more, I’ll take him! Good home, garden, no Brambly mice, log burner, cuddles, and we promise not to swear at you.
Other observations: what the holiest of ducks is going on?!
Other observations: what the holiest of ducks is going on?!
Do we know for sure the bungalow didn’t have a spiral staircase? Because it felt like Narnia as it kept expanding in size and number of rooms.
I hope she has moved out and her landlady gets a reliable tenant who pays on time and doesn’t make a mess. They deserve it.
I hope she has moved out and her landlady gets a reliable tenant who pays on time and doesn’t make a mess. They deserve it.
I’d like to congratulate my past self on being totally correct: a month of expensive therapy that so many people would kill for and benefit immensely from, yet she immediately reverts to pointless faffing, bragging, self-pitying, hinting at trauma, begging for attention. Utter rooster.
Did the poopy bungalow have a spiral staircase?
Or she does know only spiral staircase sounds a bit ‘arder, innit
Into the communal skip
Babe, same x
And sorry Jack Llewelyn-Monrowen but I still need to have my rant about your cure for depression holiday.
Like others have said, it’s bull. It’s so SO damaging to put the idea out there that something like that can help actual depression. I know I’m being picky, but, so many people are still ignorant about mental illness, and genuinely think that you’d be fine if you just went for a walk or something. I don’t have a Russel in Venice, and even if I did, at the worst times, it wouldn’t help, even the idea of it is stressing me out.
Anyway, nice to see Coopsy. And a big Dame Viv book that will send the whole set-up crashing down if you try to pull it from the bottom of the stack.
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