Bobtheknob
Chatty Member
I’ll just translate that for you. “Send money, I’m severely ill and am unable to work.”
I’ll just translate that for you. “Send money, I’m severely ill and am unable to work.”
I have forensically examined the embroidery on my large screen and have come to the following conclusions:
Investigation over, case closed.
- The same hand stitched the whole thing. The flowers look better than the soil and roots at first glance, but NOT once you zoom in on the poorly executed leaf stitch on the right.
- The hand that stitched the pocket is at beginner level. Looks fine from a distance, quite messy close up.
- The brain that dreamed up the design spent ten minutes on Pinterest looking at pocket embroidery.
- The hand and the brain in question most likely belong to Jack Monroe. Not because she says so, but because it's a fairly basic design, done shoddily, infused with teenage depth and displayed for praise and adoration.
On camping holidays corned beef hash was my father's signature dish.Corned beef hash was my favourite dish growing up.
Anyone remember back when DKL was on, we talked about the calamity that was Kack grating it to make a chilli. The discussion was in part around how expensive that would be as it is not cheap anymore.This was mentioned on Friday's HIGNFY - corned beef sales have soared over lockdown, no mention of Jack in the article...
https://www.thegrocer.co.uk/canned/...to-resurgence-with-millennials/655357.article
A classic Monroe - it's always someone else's fault. This time 'the snarkparty', not her own lack of skills and her dreadful recipes.What a difference a year makes. She ~ literally ~ has nothing of any value or interest left to post about other than vague medical dramas. At least we can rule out her treatment being lung related, and hopefully all this will help take the edge of her cocky attitude in the future.
View attachment 557261
Tuna as well? You can make super delicious super quick super thrifty soft low slow tuna, rinsed bean and pineapple surprise with a tomato base!Ruh-roh. Unrinsed beans, too.
View attachment 555105
It was curling tongs/wands in my school. Presumably switched off and cooled downWe had the dog one too. Also our school must have been a healthy school as we had cucumber instead of chocolate as phallic stand in of choice
eta snap @bladiesla!
Doesn't it? I read that back now and think, what a dickheadIt’s funny how something that seemed mildly unsettling a year ago now seems so ridiculous in its hyperbole and threat.
Maybe they are aware of Jacks body of work and were allowing time to slowly cook it low and slowAnticipating a long and never-ending tirade of veg-chopping, dicing, slicing, flavouring, and cooking, I had pre-emptively allowed myself over an hour to complete the recipe.
So I was gobsmacked when the ingredients took less than 10 minutes to chop and chuck together.
...it's a sandwich.
Who gives themselves an hour to make a fucking sandwich?
fair play to your daughter as depop can be stressful!Yes - it’s all one and the same to me (and the depop sellers too, apparently). An example - not my daughter, obviously, but if there are some people out there with some old seventies and eighties floaty sort of dresses, get them on depop as it’s apparently very popular. My daughter has turned car boot and charity shop tat into a right tidy sum!
She and Mrs J (our Lord Jesus Compton) went to Harvester for salad. Jack wanted to propose over salmonella based lettuce, but managed to hold out until later that night when they were watching soaps. I believe she then yelled her proposal to LJC, who for whatever bizarre reason, said yes.Wow. I missed it the first time around. This is awful. I guess covid makes some people delerious?
Someone alluded to something to do with harvester menus. Was that Jack or an urban myth?
If it was Jack please could somebody kindly share? I live near a harvester so could be useful Intel for me
The thing is mods can usually see when something is going in a bad direction. So we often try to nip it in the bud and face the backlash of being called dictators for acting before it gets too bad. But yeah this chocolate bar stuff is probably reached the end of the lineFeel emboldened to concur now I’m on a mod’s side. Please stop. It’s fucking disgusting and actually a bit triggering.
What is fridge date rotation though?But if she practiced fridge date rotation she wouldn’t be able to make half of her recipes, ie dead salad bag pesto. The amount of times she mentions stuff on its last legs![]()