Jack, we also have free will in these Modern Times. It means we can get dressed without conducting a Twitter poll first.
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This is true, they used to be opened with a hammer and chisel. Iirc it took another 50 years before openers were invented.
ETA see @Orphan_Black's post up above!
Brilliant! even google is beyond her
Much like Jack's cakes.
Jack's obviously never watched The Terror.
I realised last night, that's directed by the same person as you-know-what, Ms Sawyer.
I've been on a history lesson. Peter had the patent but he kinda stole the idea from Phillipe, all the records show Peter to be the inventor of the tin can due to patents. Then another bloke called Dorkin got involved. There doesn't seem to be one singular inventor and they were only doing it to feed sailors.
I LOVE FACTS.
I LOVE FACTS.
Trust Jack to start a tin discourse! You learn something new every day!
ETA - I think me and @Orphan_Black are reading the same page.
I loved Jared Harris in it. So different from Chernobyl. He truly is a class act.
#theterror
I'm thinking back through the lives with del Monte & helman and I believe you're right! How have we not seen her take a bite of her own cooking?! (I know Matt ate something of hers on dkl but did she? Recent dkl rewatchers may know?)
I need someone to make her have a spoonful of her own slop live on TV now.
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Jack: so as you can see it's a fun midweek salad which can be enjoyed indoors, outdoors, or standing betwixt the two
Presenter: eat it.
Jack:
Philippe is not only laughing in his grave, he is celebrating being finally exposed as the true inventor of the tin can by our plucky Jack. He is a happy old dead French dude now. You brought him peace, Jack.
Matt pretended to take a bite of the lasagne but I’m pretty sure you didn’t see it go in.
Yes, she never shows herself eating. Every other cook who has some form of platform shows themselves taking a bite of their own food, and going, ‘Mmm, that’s banging.’ She just takes a photo of it welded to the tin and covered in something appalling.
Yes, she never shows herself eating. Every other cook who has some form of platform shows themselves taking a bite of their own food, and going, ‘Mmm, that’s banging.’ She just takes a photo of it welded to the tin and covered in something appalling.
Rude of Cook’s matches to overlook a literal ex fire fighter with decades of experience / urchin who lived by candle light after she sold all her lightbulbs / the best chef ever for this partnership. Living for TK becoming a second THAT MAN
(Soz for weird cropping it’s cos I have hands x)
(Soz for weird cropping it’s cos I have hands x)
I was in the hairdressers yesterday (7 months, much needed) trying not to HOOT while all the bowls were being posted. I was very glad of my maskI’m so glad I follow the “don‘t Tattle and consume liquids at the same time“ rule, because this has ended me
It's almost entirely her wording that puts me off, which given the food is quite the achievement'salty lip-smack'
Even if the food itself didn't, her wording always puts me off.
There seems to be a great deal of 'popping' things here and there in this recipe. Pop your chicken in a pan, pop your pineapple on top, pop your dish in the oven.
Pop your slop in the bin.
Sod the Emin! Someone call the Guggenheim, stat.
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How long after grunking will it take for her to post a video of herself eating something she made now to prove us wrong?
It's an awful punishment to be made to eat that slop, but she deserves it for all the horrible meals she's made other people waste their money and time on.
I don't know if this has been said, I seem to be on a permanent Gunka at the moment. It says in the recipe, chicken skin side down in the roasting pan. In the photograph the chicken is skin side up.
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