Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero
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'This might make you chuckle, Philippe'
Philippe from beyond the grave
'it bleeping won't'
Philippe from beyond the grave
'it bleeping won't'
Why on earth was that deemed publish worthy, its like something written as a school assignment? And is it declared as an advertising feature because that certainly seems to be the case
Next Christmas in the crappy bungalow?
Such as Del Monte 
I love that this is what seems to have tipped you over the edge. We all have our peak-Jack moment.
Contractually is it okay to be whoring recipes around? Aren't those Del Monte abominations "exclusive"?
Why do this if it takes a maverick brain 20mins, one & done? It's just sheer laziness isn't it?
Delicious just why
Salty tears in my eyes
I cry
For Jack Monroe, they lie
Don't try
Sigh.
Call me puerile, but squint at that and tell me that “Jack” doesn’t look a lot like “duck” in that typeface.
Don't give them ideas for all that's holy ..they will probably add the starter and Christmas pud/mince pies as well
The play on words is almost as bad as the visuals. Boak.
Fack Monroe!
This has made me laugh so much. She's really taken the whole 'writing to a person in the past' thing literally hasn't she? It's like one of those essays they get kids to do in about Year 7 to get them to consider the changes in technology/society over time. Absolutely howling that she thought it necessary to include a little section on what a supermarket is for Philippe. Love, you aren't actually writing to him, this is supposed to be illustrative, for your audience (PEOPLE NOW), they know what a bleeping supermarket is and that we have fancy tin cans. What was the point in any of this? LJC. Shittest advertorial ever.
I’m getting a bit hysterical, I can’t stop laughing at that letter to dear heart Philippe!
I got my kids to write letters to Victorian children about the present day, when I’d run out of brain activities for them during lockdown. They were like “hello cockney urchin, I’ve got an Amazon fire tablet which you could play Minecraft on if you hadn’t died in the workhouse. Have you got fruit winders?” they were so bad
This is NOT what Philippe would have wanted!
I got my kids to write letters to Victorian children about the present day, when I’d run out of brain activities for them during lockdown. They were like “hello cockney urchin, I’ve got an Amazon fire tablet which you could play Minecraft on if you hadn’t died in the workhouse. Have you got fruit winders?” they were so bad
This is NOT what Philippe would have wanted!
Going to spend far too much time composing a letter to Jack Monroe-Of-The-Past telling her about all the modern things we have now, like banana bread and the many famous tv series of the noughties.
Erm, Jack, who the duck is Phillipe?
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