I'm still in 182 and desperately trying to catch up.
Have definitely been influenced by you lot, look what I just did...
Have definitely been influenced by you lot, look what I just did...
Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero
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She is a fraud and has no place at any of these coolinary things anyway. I don't feel sorry for her at all, she's a talentless wannabe and people have indulged her for too long.
Actually just burst out laughing at that, they're trying bless 'em, just not very well.I'm on a rapidGrunk so apologies if this has been mentioned before
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The only positive comment on Jack's Schrödinger's pork (both overcooked and undercooked) is from a Del Monte employee (hammering it home that it fed four people)
Babes, NEVER apologise for a Buffy reference.
Her auto-enhancing app is obviously malfunctioning on these potato-quality selfies she keeps taking. Those expensive smartphones she has take super high quality pics so I actually don't know how she's managing it
This catch up! You gotta love Jack there's such a VARIETY of things going on with her ALL THE TIME!
I keep seeing lots of minor celeb chefs doing all manner of cooking things recently in the papers not seen her majesty of slop mentioned.
Tbf I am glad they are taking this time off to get well from whatever they are receiving treatment for because they really needed this time away from it all. They were just making it worse for themselves.
Tbf I am glad they are taking this time off to get well from whatever they are receiving treatment for because they really needed this time away from it all. They were just making it worse for themselves.
At this point I’m convinced she’s having our life and is some undercover Punk’d person masquerading as a cook.
How can you turn pork into such an undercooked, unappetising dish? I can’t work out where the pork ends and the slurry starts. Not to mention the raw fat circled.
How can you turn pork into such an undercooked, unappetising dish? I can’t work out where the pork ends and the slurry starts. Not to mention the raw fat circled.
That's pork? I mean, I haven't forensically examined pork at a granular level but that does not look right. Oh, at all.
Allegedly
Do you know what’s funny is to look at the Del Monte Instagram page and scroll back and see how nice the food looks! Oops
There’s a really big dental hospital in East London.
I’m here for veneers Jack
I’m here for veneers Jack
Oh bloody hell, don't start me on the pork again.
I had the exact same dilemma, and went with a lol! (btw I love your avatar’s subtle changes!
).Brill thread title @Emmapism and the geniuses at Mel Donte!
@People-huv-tae-know , I lost it at “Sauron's eye within Jack's eye.”
@Veronicaaa THANK YOU! I knew The Eye reminded me of something, and of course, it was dark Willow (most important lesbian in Sunnydale, 1999).
@Sideboard Bob the Cheshire Cat gets restless!
This says it’s mackie but
I think she’s only ever tried being vegan, because she literally can’t cook meat. At all. No skill. Zero.
sorry if the Linda M sausage curry gives anyone the dry heaves
To keep the costing smol, if it is a teeny tiny pixie portion it costs pence, if it was to feed a real person, considerably more
The same principle as a serving of jelly babies being 3 - to keep the sugar they have to declare on the front of the pack down
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