Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'

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I don’t think she’s doing anything. It’s all lies. Lies lies lies. If she was in any sort of meaningful therapy her relationship with Twitter would be examined.
 
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There have been some truly egregious examples of her copying things from Tattle. What was that Russian word someone here used last year, that Jack chirped up with days later? That has to be top of the list.
Was it kompromat? We've had a few, to be fair, might start keeping a log.

@Orphan_Black do you like Harry Potter? Because you know how the hat didn't put him in Slytherin simply because he asked, knowing that Slytherin was evil, that's why you're not and never will be a JM, you know what's right and wrong!!
 
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Just corral her in Southend
Oi oi!
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A Seasider (Southend Football support and dweller)
Can’t they be corralled somewhere else... like, I dunno... the island Hannibal Lecture was gunna have a holiday on if he helped the senators daughter??
 
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Not even one solitary, single like in four hours out of her 339.2 k followers 🤭View attachment 541823
So, she asked is there an ideal deadline to comment, or can she finish her treatment she started at 9am?

Well, I assume she had finished treatment for the day, and she has tweeted other shite, so I would say the ideal deadline has passed.

Hey Jack, where's the shout out for Marcus and Tom?
 
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I’ve had to rush through today’s episode because I’M BUSY. So some quick thoughts

- double denim for the pair of them today. Jack has stolen hers from Dolly Parton though.
- tinned fish suggestions. Bung it in a curry.
- use any spices, any old spice will do.
- why does she want to put breadcrumbs on everything, is that the only way she adds texture? Does she think that’s fancy cooking?
- talks about greedy fatty foods and gobbling them up. Literally never seen her make them at home, ever.
- makes something brown.
- fat in mince discussion. They add it. Honestly...

I’m off out, no drama whilst I’m gone OKAY?

 
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I feel a wee bit sorry for her reading that GQ interview. She had a real opportunity to make a difference and impress but chose turkey meatballs with big bits of red onion and mashed up beans. Kids just don’t like this. Even grating up the onion and mixing with the turkey mince to make meatballs and using the beans in sauce would have worked better.

Some people are actually using the thunder clap hashtag. She should have actually continued with this if she actually cared
 
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A north of Southend friend of Bill here 🔺

If it's AA, she'll be no stranger to The Serenity Prayer, you say it after each meeting and (depending on the individual), you carry it about on a special coin you are given.

A cornerstone of the prayer is "to accept the things I cannot change" - criticism/constructive feedback from strangers on the internet would fall comfortably into that category. M'lud.
 

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I’ve had to rush through today’s episode because I’M BUSY. So some quick thoughts

- double denim for the pair of them today. Jack has stolen hers from Dolly Parton though.
- tinned fish suggestions. Bung it in a curry.
- use any spices, any old spice will do.
- why does she want to put breadcrumbs on everything, is that the only way she adds texture? Does she think that’s fancy cooking?
- talks about greedy fatty foods and gobbling them up. Literally never seen her make them at home, ever.
- makes something brown.
- fat in mince discussion. They add it. Honestly...

I’m off out, no drama whilst I’m gone OKAY?

She says that the translation of masala is sauce. I really didn't think it means that, my Indian mate always talks about his masala spices. So I checked with my other friend Google...

Masala or Massala or Masalo (Hindi: मसाला, Urdu: مسالہ‎ Gujarati: મસાલો, Marathi: मसाला, Nepali: मसला) is a word used in South Asia, mainly Pakistan, Nepal, India, and Bangladesh. When Indian people talk about cooking and they say masala, they mean a mixture of ground spices used in Indian cooking.

Wrong again Jack. Not such a know it all are you? Your food knowledge is pitiful for someone that has made it their job.
 
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So, she asked is there an ideal deadline to comment, or can she finish her treatment she started at 9am?

Well, I assume she had finished treatment for the day, and she has tweeted other shite, so I would say the ideal deadline has passed.

Hey Jack, where's the shout out for Marcus and Tom?
Prince Lumpy is bleeping about so still here. She won’t shout out for the campaign as they aren’t employing her or it won’t lead to employment.
I’m guessing Marcus and Tom aren’t getting paid either.
 
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Tbh I would have thought if they were undergoing treatment for anything it would be Social Media addiction ,spending eleventy million hours a day tweeting every minutiae of her life ,I mean the world doesn't need to know you have the raging shits for example ,now you could argue all day long whether there is any grain of truth to all the crumb dropping they have been doing over the last few days .

But if they are trying to sort out any major issues whether it be an addiction to whatever or just some major dental treatment hopefully it all goes well and she comes out the other side better than they went in .

She totally fucked up imo not giving the Full Time Meals thing a 👍whether her squiggle defenders or (🧦🧦🧦)take your pick your honour ,think she invented cheap cooking ,a lot of brands etc will jump on this train Sainos,Asda,Waitrose and Ocado are already behind it and more will undoubtedly follow along with those famous faces who will lend a hand .

Anyway BUSY so I'm gonna duck right off .
 
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I’ve had to rush through today’s episode because I’M BUSY. So some quick thoughts

- double denim for the pair of them today. Jack has stolen hers from Dolly Parton though.
- tinned fish suggestions. Bung it in a curry.
- use any spices, any old spice will do.
- why does she want to put breadcrumbs on everything, is that the only way she adds texture? Does she think that’s fancy cooking?
- talks about greedy fatty foods and gobbling them up. Literally never seen her make them at home, ever.
- makes something brown.
- fat in mince discussion. They add it. Honestly...

I’m off out, no drama whilst I’m gone OKAY?

Just watching this, and at about 27.30 she manages to somehow get a mention of Dishoom into it (undeclared #ad on the BBC?!) .... anyway she describes them as "a CHAIN of restaurants in London". Lols.
 
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Jack trying to make a point about Marguerite Paten using bottled vanilla essence. It was a dig at Matt and the lemon juice. She just wouldn't let it go.

But, it shows Jack wasn't watching, because Marguerite used vanilla pod infused sugar. She did say it was ok to use "the real stuff" in a bottle (not vanilla flavouring) but she didn't actually use it. So Jack's silly quip was rightly ignored.
 
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So many posts to respond to this morning but I'm already behind schedule 🤣
Just wanted to say what we all already know, but this past year (and beyond) she could have utilised her constant social media presence and done her own daily lives, on ig for example or even patron, but thinking fb or ig, no announcements, just crack on and appear, she could have had a whole year of practicing presenting in front of a camera, people may or not have tuned in but shhe could have really honed / learned her skills, raised her profile for upcoming publication and stayed present, much in the same way Russel brand does with his regular podcasts.
She could have even pre recorded and put them on her stories. She has missed so many tricks and has absolutely no right now to be snarky, bitter or to feel overlooked.
If you want something you go out and get it. She's not the darling pov queen of the chattering classes anymore, they won't be seeking her out.
 
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These are obviously Tattlers. So although I’d like to believe that people out in the wider world are getting wise to Jack’s bullshit, I’m not sure that’s actually true.
This! I was wondering who was crossing over? It reads like what is said here. Naughty, naughty!

By acting all snarky, she’s encouraging her flying monkeys to question why she isn’t involved. She’s neither confirming nor denying and she knows people will get all up in their high horses on her behalf, so she’s sitting back to see if she’ll get the call she wants. When people question her, she hasn’t really said anything either way so it’s their fault for deducing however they have.
 
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She just has no joy in her does she? When this campaign rockets she’ll still be sour about it , when if she truly believes in getting help for people who need to eat well and cook well for themselves and their families she would at least bloody retweet or congratulate?
 
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