It’s complete bonkers. Speaking as a mushroom and garlic fiend, what madness. For example, my absolute fave and go-to pizza is simply mushroom and fresh garlic, with perhaps a bit of chilli. I would eat a mushroom+mushroom pizza, but I wouldn’t pretend that it’s the same..You can't use mushroom instead of garlic that is not how this works, that is not how any of this works!
I double the garlic in most recipes I use. Imagine replacing it with mushrooms. Good God. I think I might be having a stroke.
(NB I love mushrooms, I think my point is clear)
The DKL (actual live in the studio) week was a weird style phase for Jack, she seemed...confused. Remember the Femme t-shirt photo? Can’t easily find the original photo so please accept this artist impression.
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I didn’t doubt it! I’m just convinced now that we’ve got an insider at IKEA!GRUNKA 4-piece kitchen utensil set, stainless steel - IKEA
GRUNKA 4-piece kitchen utensil set, stainless steel.www.ikea.com
It's an actual thing, you guys!
In the thirsty post she said she couldn't handle the early mornings and long hours.View attachment 540661
Found this while looking for the femme pic:
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From @MrsOgre
She's been making bacon brownies today. Odds on a certain pixie shoving £1 bacon bits into premade brownie mix next week?Mom has sent the trifle defender get well wishes complete with a x. Nigella is pure class on Twitter
Do they sell them in pre-rusted brown?I'm not sure where this will land, so I hope it's not in a terrible place (I'm still on #181), but I went to Ikea this evening and spotted this!View attachment 540656
Bae caught herself sleeping pic was to emphasize how hard Jack works...5am hair bollocks disco is so everyone else in the house suffers the same wake up time.In the thirsty post she said she couldn't handle the early mornings and long hours.
Again, Jack, which one is it?
Just get hotdogs and a jar of dill mustard! You don’t need utensils!I desperately want to go to Ikea today. Trying to convince myself I don't need utensils, I don't want to become a utensil hoarder.
Im cracking under the pressure!
Oh 100% this! She's like a sim, trying to boost her charisma level by talking in the mirror!She really thought she'd made it. That's the vibes I get from those DKL-era uploads. This was it, she was gonna be everyones new telly crush. Sadly, the only thing that ended up getting crushed was whoever gave her the job's nuts.
Babe, same xOh LJC I called my cats smolbots t'other day! I've also been saying handsnomes from the Hinch thread. Can you tell I spend a lot of time on my own?
I'd get thisI desperately want to go to Ikea today. Trying to convince myself I don't need utensils, I don't want to become a utensil hoarder.
Im cracking under the pressure!
I think she was showing off her 'mummy body' or some bo-po bollocks so the crinkly tummy is her own for once.The awkward hand strikes again! The angle is making it look like she has six ET fingers, it's proper freaking me out. The hand also looks like she could be a woman acting out being in gastric distress in an advert for some kind of IBS medication. Big masculine energy either way.
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I'm going to start by saying something nice: her hair looks lovely here and I personally think she comes across as being most natural and comfortable when she isn't trying to force the masculine aesthetic.
She really could have. I think that's what's so frustrating for a lot of the cabal - opportunity after opportunity seemingly falls in her lap, and from really diverse corners too - but she just SHAN'T put any effort in to it. It's not just a case of turning up and looking cute.Oh 100% this! She's like a sim, trying to boost her charisma level by talking in the mirror!
The maddest part is, she could have been everything her curly hair head dreamed off. If she put in the effort into her performance and research instead of this silliness, she could have been something. Too interested in her own reflection and has ended up just chasing shadows instead.
That's an interesting way of putting it.Too interested in her own reflection and has ended up just chasing shadows instead.
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