This looks bad enough from a distance but it’s truly horrific when you zoom in. It looks like stuff you’d dredge up from the bottom of a pond.LJChrist on a bike. We found Nessie!
Or, buttered snakes DO exist (but now dry. So dry).View attachment 524979
She'll have seen other IG foodies doing it. The difference being, they show a picture of some lovely looking food, hype it a bit, then actually put the recipe in another post. I'd guess it is a traffic directing exercise, but they don't abuse it like Jack does.Isn’t there meant to be rice in paella? I can’t make out any rice. Just a load of random crap.
ALSO WHY DOES SHE NEVER POST RECIPE AND FOOD AT SAME TIME ARGH
Have you not seen Slimming Hurled?I love you dear heart for saying how much youeating. Me too.
Perhaps Slimming World could sign up Jackie next. Gold stars all round with weight loss cos no-one would eat that fuckers recipes would they.
This is killing me, haha. MC Dad's crazy Auntie V swears she took pics of Nessie when she was in Scotland in the early 70s. Brought the film back to Oz, put it in to be developed the the shop magically disappeared when she went to pick the film up! I really want to show her this but I don't want to send her off into orbit.Nessie has a few words for Jack in a language she will understand.
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Talking about Slimming Hurled, this really could be one of Jack's recipesShe'll have seen other IG foodies doing it. The difference being, they show a picture of some lovely looking food, hype it a bit, then actually put the recipe in another post. I'd guess it is a traffic directing exercise, but they don't abuse it like Jack does.
Have you not seen Slimming Hurled?
Apologies! I still maintain there is more than a whiff of JM slop about it, perhaps the OG poster is a fan of hers? I have also seen something strongly resembling 'Brenda's Bangers' on Slimming Hurled x@Marj24 that is the stuff of nightmares
JM is long overdue a visit from the food police xFirst thing I saw this morning was the 'paella' picture on Twitter. Noted that it was not paella. Came here to see hundreds of messages also confirming this. Somone needs to report this to the police, or at least send a letter.
The absolute best thing about this very public meltdown was the phrase "could cost me everything". - what's that then, could cost her all of the money that she insists that she doesn't have? Weird with Monroe how more is often said between the lines than is apparent in the general thrust of the message being put across.It was included in her rant about That Man. Because he appropriated jollof rice. One Rant to Start It All. (It’s all in the Lime Goss article if you haven’t read it)
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I'm sure someone has already said this, but I'm grunkaing merrily along and just wanted to contribute something for once. Suspicious minds might point out that all these recipe requests and subsequent cheery answers and reposts of links to her site not only make everything look all sweetness and light and 'food' related, but also push *unfortunate* content down the timeline.She KNOWS people are going to ask so why doesn't she just hold back the photo until she's blogged the recipe? Dickhead.
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