Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove

[MaineCoonMama]

Wipe your chin, Jack.

You're dribbling shit.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Are we going to hear Jack’s opinions on everything in the bathroom? Rugs? Bidets?

DONT MENTION THE RUG! (Of doom)

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Obscure foodstuff? Yeah, completed it, mate. Look, just assume that I am now a literal expert on Polish cuisine and you’ll save yourself a lot of bother. Have good (pass-agg) day! And if you find any of this useful (or not), don’t forget the tip jar on the way out.

Never change Jack, never change

 

[PunkyMonkey]

Yes, it’s the whole slimy situation, then the dryness from having to keep treating, washing out, checking etc. I did try to sell a nice shave with the clippers, but that was met with tears

Awww, rough times having to have your hair handled so vigorously! How old? With medium nephew (8) Miles Morales turned out to be the secret weapon, a nice close cut and a "sick fade" and he's sunshine ready.

Small thing resembling Cousin It but I plan to pin him down and twist til he's a cherub!

 

[Marj24]

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Grapefruit.

Those teas remind me of some of the indeterminate items you struggle to recognise in photos of Jack's slop

 

[Captainmouse]

Yall are too much #JacksTravels like a lil smol pixie with her lunch wrapped in a hankie hanging on a stick

Cooooeee @Alansbigplate

 

[Captainmouse]

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Ooo you’re brave poking the monkey

 

[PunkyMonkey]

Ooo you’re brave poking the monkey

How dare you!

 

[Nonnymouse]

I just grunkaed thread 31 for a laugh... I can't seem to post linked items or screen shots, can anyone tell me why?

 

[ChampagneBox]

Vlad has turned his gloved hand to taxidermy to preserve the beauties...one even has tattoos!

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That f i s t one is more than mildly threatening...

 

[Arsov Cooper]

haricots

OK, I'll give 5/10 for the beans. Another 5 if it can prove they were rinsed.

 

[L3moning]

Early but
#thread title She’s the only food writer who hates actual food.

I'm not sure "unruly labia" is appropriate for a thread title

 

[Shawads]

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My new favourite. I'm hoarse. Feel like I'm choking on tumble dryer lint

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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Fucking hell! The pattern on that plate is really upsetting.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Presentation, dude. That looks like my niece's play kitchen food from 1990.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I’ve not had one either. Supermarket cakes covered in chocolate are the worst.

 

[Captainmouse]

She does feed the “household” of 2 adults and one child on £20.
The £20 doesn’t include- furniture, pet food, “cleaning products” Waitrose fancy cheese and foodstuffs which LJC buys, Fish and Chips courtesy of SB’s dad, the milk delivered in bottles daily, free fish haul, bonus monster munch and corner shop snacks when a royalty payment drops, sausages SB buys with his own go Henry money, work food such as boned and unbowed chicken, mystery gifted soap, plants, tampons and or lollipops to stock the pineapple, tinned fruit a la Mel Donte, and oil (which she stores in bottles). And firefighters, she makes her own.
Honestly isn’t she allowed to have anything?

Edit

don’t forget the Hellman’s
Does she knit the firefighters? is that what the beige squares were for?

 

[EllaEm87]

Thread 1 is life, and if only I had read it before I registered you would all be addressing me as "sadwhaling".

I’ve never read it, just skipping back in time now. Exciteeeeeed.

 

[Ladderedtights]

Why did I read this in his voice!? Make it make sense

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[Shawads]

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Just lolled really loud. Sorry I hope I didn't wake anyone, I'm having a mini grunk in bed