Guest houses PLURAL, dahling.These Tweets are like Jack's greatest hits. Checking off:
Didn't happen (then everyone clapped)
Dead Gramp's uninhabitable guest house
HOWLING
Ouchie mouths
Thankyou for doing the Lord's work through WayBack Machine @colouredlines
Guest houses... plural....and one more.
2014. 2014. Has anyone in human history ever developed so little over so many years?!
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Only on team building days. They get a photo all dressed up in real firefighters' kit, too - kinda like the Day at the Zoo Experiences, just without actually doing the real job/tossing chopped carrots at Okapis.View attachment 500659
Do call handlers slide down the pole ?
She really doesn’t have much luck with trains does she?!...and one more.
2014. 2014. Has anyone in human history ever developed so little over so many years?!
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Thread title suggestion:Here goes. The best of 2017 Jack, courtesy of the Wayback Machine. Broken pictures are due to problems with the archive. In any screenshot with multiple tweets, read bottom to top.
What was Jack like four years ago?
She had moved a mere 17 times...
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...and she was pretending to be hygienic. We all saw that Del Monte chicken recipe!
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Her arthritis was really bad - thank goodness that cleared up, eh?
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Her Coming Out Scandal du jour? Prostitution.
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This leads thematically to her best #ThatHappened of the time:
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She still found time for a spot of begging, though.
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She got drunk and destroyed her favourite bag:
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Fair enough, she wasn't going to be able to afford a new one any time soon:
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Oh dear.
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A bit more begging, you say? Why not?
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She got sick with an unspecified but disgusting illness.
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...and she reminisced about her impoverished childhood. Too poor for an instrument, but not for ballet or karate.
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Some things never change: she was as triggering as ever...
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...and she couldn't spell.
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That's our Jack:
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Any final thoughts, Jack?
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I'll join you!Fucking hell. I might go back on the roof
To me she's a poorly rinsed (then painted) bean tin with tripple-used beet root cooking water. Full though.She is not a glass half full type, she is not even a glass half empty type...........
She is a glass 3/4 empty type if you ask me!
I read that in Father Ted's voice.Thread title suggestion:
The money is being obstructed by the sword of Domacles
Yeah, she spoke about it on that thing with Grace Dent and Jack. She explained how she wanted it to be like someone's with you in the kitchen, like a friend guiding you along. About 5 seconds later, Jack made up that story about how she enjoys teaching friends to cook and uses them as recipe testersRuby Tandoh has released an audio cookery book. Ha, ha, bet Jacky is tamping
...and one more.
2014. 2014. Has anyone in human history ever developed so little over so many years?!
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This is a good example of Jack using strange phrasing to say things and not say things at the same time.View attachment 500659
Do call handlers slide down the pole ?
I heard about it on R4 today. A presenter (who is blind, can’t remember his name), used it to bake a cake.Yeah, she spoke about it on that thing with Grace Dent and Jack. She explained how she wanted it to be like someone's with you in the kitchen, like a friend guiding you along. About 5 seconds later, Jack made up that story about how she enjoys teaching friends to cook and uses them as recipe testers
In the court stuff I was reading today, it mentioned that she applied for the RAF but was turned down.
I wish I had the skillz to do a Biggles-type mock up....
Ooh was it Peter White? I really like him.I heard about it on R4 today. A presenter (who is blind, can’t remember his name), used it to bake a cake.
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