Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips

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Hollaaa

Does Jack have a mural near her workplace to celebrate her campaigning?
Photo by the.rebel.bear.
 
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LavaFlake



Have we ever seen this before? Thinking about her putting on the self timer to take this picture is making me cringe
 
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Pocahontas

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Come, come, my dear Manc - don’t forget who we are talking about here! She is medical marvel Jack Monroe. If she can bench press her own weight, carry a sofa home, stand on her tiptoes for 11 mins, move various heavy items of furniture, row 20 kms and walk 20,000 steps a day she can for damn sure sit up while in the middle of having her abdomen operated on to forensically eyeball the birth of her son. Probably with no pain meds at that point as well.

Sheesh.
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

Genuinely surprised she’s not pulled the “My anaesthesia didn’t work so I felt it all” card yet. I know it does happen to people and must be awful, but it seems the kind of rare occurence she’d love to claim.
 
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Pixieboots

She spends most of her life disappearing up her own arsehole so she must be quite flexible.
 
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Scarletfever

Aquamarina said:
I’m loving the forensic nature of the receipts today. Just to add to the horoscope chat, I’m a Sagittarius and Mr A is a Capricorn. I often think horoscopes are a load of old pony, but I am a textbook Sagittarian, so who fucking knows?
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Same here. Sagittarius married to a Capricorn. It's supposed to be a really powerful combination on the one hand, but on the other hand both signs irritate the life out of each other. I find that pretty accurate

I adore astrology! I was fascinated by some old Victorian books on it when I was a child. I remember being 13 and doing a presentation on Astrology in English class and my English teacher sitting there all po-faced thinking it was a load of trash! So the ongoing interest in it validates 13 year old me in a Jack-esque way
 
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Mogmog

LavaFlake said:
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Have we ever seen this before? Thinking about her putting on the self timer to take this picture is making me cringe
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We get it, you have tattoos What a weird comment to shoe-horn in. If I signed up for ballet lessons, they're not going to look at me and say "no, sorry, you have tattoos so we can't teach you". She constantly wants to be the underdog, disadvantaged because of her tattoos, single motherhood, politics, etc
 
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blurstoftimes

theres something about jack where you just *know* she would be a terrible dancer with no rhythm. I don't need to see it to confirm it.
 
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bladiesla

Veronicaaa said:
She seems to be working with some tory pressure group called 'bright blue'

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That Bright Blue commission just confirms everything we say on here how she's being used (and eagerly lets herself be used) as a pallatable poor spokes person. (To be fair the list of that commission is cross party, there's a Trades Union Congress policy rep in that list too. But Bright Blue is definitely a conservative group).

Do we think she'll use her honorary doctorate in the comission correspondence at all?

Eta: I meant spokesperson. Not person made from spokes

 
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Flibbertigibbet

I don't know if her neck is long, but it's certainly made of brass!
 
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