I’m definitely a toonser! They’re not my favourite things tbh, very salty but the crispy ones are pretty fine. We met a couple from New York on our honeymoon and we sent them some when we got home
I’m definitely a toonser! They’re not my favourite things tbh, very salty but the crispy ones are pretty fine. We met a couple from New York on our honeymoon and we sent them some when we got homeYou call it a rowie! Shan’t try and cosplay an accent like Jack, but I know toonsers call it a rowie
I’ve still never tried one, and now it’s got to that point where I want to keep the buttery as a mythical enigma because what if I try it and it doesn’t live up to the hype?!
Me and my daughter are Saggitarus (aka saggy hairy arse). My husband is Cancer. Ironically the only Cancer in the house has cancer and we both have saggy hairy arsesI’m a Sagittarius
A rowie is truly the food of the gods. Especially warm straight from the baker with a big mug of strong tea. I refuse to eat the butteries sold in shops in the central belt, even if they do come from firms north of Dundee as they taste like cardboard in comparison. Luckily I have found a recipe to try.You call it a rowie! Shan’t try and cosplay an accent like Jack, but I know toonsers call it a rowie
I’ve still never tried one, and now it’s got to that point where I want to keep the buttery as a mythical enigma because what if I try it and it doesn’t live up to the hype?!
A softy softy soft egg, an overcooked mackerel fillet, and - all together now -Anyone else excited to see what horrors she “flings” in that Pot Noodle tonight?
It’ll be an egg
I hope she presents it properly like wagmama noodles with all the trimmings.I’m surprised she’s not tried a Sticky Rib flavour Pot Noodle before being 90% vegan. I’m not vegan but even I know they’re the best of all the Pot Noodles.
My vote is piled between two slices of softy, softy white breadno butter obvs.
Who would describe a pot noodle as immense? Surely, most of us eat some processed crap at some point or another, but surely out of necessity or for convenience, not because we think it's immense? Am I doing food wrong, cabal?
Remember this is Jack Monroe, the alternative is one of her own horrible concoctions!Who would describe a pot noodle as immense? Sure, most of us eat some processed crap at some point or another, but surely out of necessity or for convenience, not because we think it's immense? Am I doing food wrong, cabal?
A portion of fish cooked in its own defrosted juicesAnyone else excited to see what horrors she “flings” in that Pot Noodle tonight?
It’ll be an egg
babe, sameNever have I wanted to know what star sign internet strangers are let alone their old boys
I always found Steptoe and Son more tragedy than comedyhappy first lockdown anniversary, frauen und herren – I hope everyone is celebrating with some brown slop today. But first let me gaze into my crystal ball…
The year is 2041, we’ve all moved on and people are asking ‘What did you do in the lockdown?’ More than a few of us will just say, ‘oh nothing much, don’t know where the time went..’ but we’ll all smile to ourselves and think back to that corner of the internet which was part M15, part comedy club and part support group. God, that was a year well spent!
In 2041 some of us will wonder just what Jack is up to nowadays, and might click on her Twitter for old times sake. She’ll still be there but what do you think she’ll be doing in 20 years?
I think she’s gonna end up like old man Steptoe with a house full of tut, eating pickled onions sitting in the sink cos she’s *still* so maverick. Poor SB is the son who desperately wants to get away and better himself but is prevented from doing so by old Jack being pass-agg – ‘You can’t move out now son, I’ve just done another chaos…’ or maybe ‘Oh it’s alright SB, you go on holiday and leave me here alone, I’ll be fine.. <sob>’
Would that even be physically possible? For a start you have a big baby bump in between you and the place they slice open and I'm sure they don't want the mother breathing near an open wound.
A custard tart.Anyone else excited to see what horrors she “flings” in that Pot Noodle tonight?
It’ll be an egg
At last the gifted fish will finally be eaten.A portion of fish cooked in its own defrosted juices
softly, gently poachedA portion of fish cooked in its own defrosted juices
https://giphy.com/c01WDsvYu1ydWWould that even be physically possible? For a start you have a big baby bump in between you and the place they slice open and I'm sure they don't want the mother breathing near an open wound.
No wonder her relationships never last with food like thatFound lurking in the archives of Jack's Facebook...lucky Mrs J gets treated to...drum roll please...
Beans cooked in leftover bucks fizz that was sitting out on their bedside table from the night before
good to see she has always treated chard like a herb too. I had to read the caption about 10 times to understand what the fuck is going on here
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Needless to say I had the last hooting laugh when IIt's not food, it's considered a crime in multiple European countries(don't let the Italians hear of her, please!! they have enough to deal with, what with all of those creamy carbonaras and tinned ravioli concoctions!!)
Me too!!MCM I love your cat avatar please go back !
Is it bad I have no sympathy for the fish ppl (we exist on google!! Come ON!) and hope this is what she does to them? <Kim Kardashian it’s what she deserves.gif>At last the gifted fish will finally be eaten.
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