Jack Monroe #168 Darling, bit gauche

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Are you going to give the leftovers to your neighbours?
 
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Visiting Japan in Cherry Blossom season is one of my life goals.

And to keep things on topic, Tokyo is also 5919.93 miles from Southend-on-Sea, so that’s a plus.
 
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I miss Laverys... Sniff.
 
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Are you going to give the leftovers to your neighbours?
We have a particular set of neighbours we don’t like so I will take your idea for consideration.

to be clear I have only sacrificed 2 thighs in this recipe as if I tried to serve it to Mr F there would be a worse incident than when I found out he had all the creme eggs earlier
 
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I miss Laverys... Sniff.
A Cabal gathering would be immense. I could relive my youth and speak pigeon Norn Irish and we could hunt for fallen birds RIP while imbibing the Bucky MADE BY REAL MONKS.

gonna unsurprisingly call bilbyshit on that one. If she was taking photos of the cat then how did she not notice the cat eating her custard tart?!
Was just thinking this... she lies.
 
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Yeah, that's not a cat chomp. Not even a paw squish. He'd either bite from the side or stick his foot in and lick it. Does she think nobody else has cats? Dumb arse.
 
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I thought she kept the cat away from flowers?! I'm confused.
 
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Visiting Japan in Cherry Blossom season is one of my life goals.

And to keep things on topic, Tokyo is also 5919.93 miles from Southend-on-Sea, so that’s a plus.
Hard relate.

We once priced up the hotel that was in lost in translation for a “let’s do it once holiday”.



Jack’s probably been there though as a present.
 
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I made a pilgrimage to Buckfast Abbey once. They keep so quiet about the drink you'd never know they made it. The gift shop is full of handmade lavender soaps and printed tea towels. The only clue is the café serves a "tonic wine trifle" that is more luridly pink than Jack's sunlight.
 
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Yeah, that's not a cat chomp. Not even a paw squish. He'd either bite from the side or stick his foot in and lick it. Does she think nobody else has cats? Dumb arse.
i was thinking that. I’m not a forensic cat scientist (Omg cats in lab coats!) but none of mine just take a front tooth chomp like that
 
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Unless we are all earning six figure incomes and have teenaged daughters of rare and incredible beauty, no.
With pre-schoolers who are certified gifted and talented but also churn out improbable 'hilarity' with bodily solids/liquids/gases on the reg.
 
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It’s a lovely place! They make beautiful honey and soaps. The wine isn’t their selling point for the English market, I believe most of their sales are Scotland and NI! I live about 20miles away and pass it on the a38 often. I think I’m overdue a visit (I do love a handmade soap!)
 
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I haven’t got that far yet. We are having a few drinks this afternoon and he has got some buckfast in so I don’t think I’m the one who will need to do any explaining later!


What kind of monster are you. Who has leftover chippy chips?
I'm relieved to see someone else has an SO with an affinity for Buckfast, she says as she reclines on two Buckfast branded cushions, on the sofa next to her Buckfast-themed wedding centrepiece.

I don't even like the stuff

Missed the live by like three minutes because my phone died and fortunately I'd left my charger at home, excellent play by play to catch up on though and I don't feel I have to watch it now, so thanks to those that did!
 
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