Jack Monroe #168 Darling, bit gauche

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Lanie

When we got broken into years ago in the middle of the night my mum frightened them away. I had left my purse ahem after a night out on side and my mum had left her work bag with a few coins. That's all they took and they got a grand total of about a fiver. I hope they enjoyed it.

The old lady at the bottom of the street got robbed on the same night they were in her room and took jewellery and everything.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

I asked the police when we had footage for a neighbour’s break in for hers so I had to give a statement with the videos and they said the same, it’s entirely up to you what you’d prefer as there’s no way of stopping it tbh. It’s sad but surely we’ve all accepted that a degree of theft is inevitable with cars, phones, laptops?! The only thing you can do is make sure you’ve got insurance and you stay safe as there’s only one you !

But Jack can’t afford £30 pcm of contents insurance obvs she’s got flower subscriptions to buy
 
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Ladderedtights

Flying visit to the cabal!
Guess what I just passed on the way to my brother’s for a physically distant visit!?
Happy Birthday those who have birthdays! Sun is shining!

Jacktopic - a birthday cake is something you bake or buy for loved ones. It shouldn’t be a chore or vulva orientated - unless requested.



Edit : said ‘brother’s’ twice because I’m THAT excited
 
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BlendedSlop




Brag about your huge beautiful garden.

Whinge constantly about having to RENT.

Pick one.
 
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Anonymous One

Yeah looking at some wanker on Twitter’s garden photos will definitely make up for not having a garden. Twat.
 
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MaineCoonMama

Can confirm it doesn't help! We've gone from a large garden with cool solar lights everywhere and lots of space to a small unit with a tiny backyard and I admit to being envious when I see a lovely plant filled garden.

The only advantage is MC Dad not whinging about mowing it.
 
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GoLando

BUT WHAT DO YOU CALL A BREAD BUN

ohhhhh FUCKKKKKK OFFFFF
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

TriviaNewtonJohn said:
Since when would looking at someone else's garden help?! Brag brag complain complain whinge whinge ad infinitum.
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the only person her post has helped is Mom Nigella who is probably breathing a huge sigh of relief Jack is in her own garden not sat in Mom’s drawing it.
 
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Orphan_Black

I agree. No garden, no balcony, but, I do have a marvellous collection of houseplants to admire. It infuriates when people like Jack have a glorious garden and waste it, she does nothing to help it, all those plants are there by circumstance.

I had a cheeky garden centre visit last week, I love imagining my perfect garden looking at all the plants!
 
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