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Jack Monroe #168 Darling, bit gauche
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She's obsessed by renting. Last night I went on a mega grunk through her Insta, (nothing good on the TV, what else are you gonna do?)
Anyway it threw up this comment about David Bowie songs...
I am not a Bowie expert but had to look up the lyrics and possible meaning for Glass Spider. It's about...a glass spider.
Anyway it threw up this comment about David Bowie songs...
I am not a Bowie expert but had to look up the lyrics and possible meaning for Glass Spider. It's about...a glass spider.
That's why she won't eat her own food!
Such a crappy bungalow, must be torture having to RENT it....
Oh ffs imagine an actual EXPERT COOK possibly having wild garlic growing in their garden and doing sweet FA with it? Gads, she really doesn't have any idea of how good she has it.
Cue her photo of what she thinks is wild garlic....which she'll be too shy to tag anyone who knows wtf they're on about, in on.
There's an app. There's foraging groups. But let's ask half a mill twitiots for the dopamine hits yeah?
Did anyone else read Malory Towers as a kid? I think she's been reading those books, describing flowers as jolly.
STFU Jack.
STFU Jack.
You're meant to cut meadow grass, it helps spread the seed and encourage regrowth. She really is an Onslow
Also, it was liver cancer.
Thanks for that
Although haven’t we missed Jacks talk? Wasn’t she in the ‘how to spot a liar’ talk yesterday?
Edit : real title is ‘ why we love a liar’
Shes a bleeping prick.
Bragging about her 'grounds', going on about large lawns and several trees. She doesnt take care of that garden. She doesnt deserve it.
Bragging about her 'grounds', going on about large lawns and several trees. She doesnt take care of that garden. She doesnt deserve it.
Reminds me of the Russian spies explaining why they’d visited Salisbury by reciting the Wikipedia entry on the cathedral.
“The spire is 400 foot tall, etc. etc.”
ETA, you can always tell if wild garlic is planted nearby, can’t miss the smell!
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I'm a bit concerned Vlad is eyeing me up to be the next Mrs J 
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Or you could be a lazy sod who doesn't take care of anything.
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