Bellybutton lint
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Fresh lemon? Fancy!
No camp stove cooking with Jack?
I'll have the salad bag pesto. And a self love stew.
Kale salad. Lets all shit ourselves with joyous abandon
If it isn't in a tin, it isn't worth having.
I'm out of tinned peaches.
Afternoon tea? Fancy
I'm a cookery writer, I cook for depressipes.
Buy my book and skip along for you are supporting me.
I'm sorry but I am immune compromised and simply cannot go out to buy 18 L of paint today
OMG, my anchovy paste, it made my ovaries move north to Alaska.
No camp stove cooking with Jack?
I'll have the salad bag pesto. And a self love stew.
Kale salad. Lets all shit ourselves with joyous abandon
If it isn't in a tin, it isn't worth having.
I'm out of tinned peaches.
Afternoon tea? Fancy
I'm a cookery writer, I cook for depressipes.
Buy my book and skip along for you are supporting me.
I'm sorry but I am immune compromised and simply cannot go out to buy 18 L of paint today
OMG, my anchovy paste, it made my ovaries move north to Alaska.
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