She's procrastinating.
Jack Monroe #158 She’s so offensively self absorbed
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She's procrastinating.
First of all, why can I see your lovely shiny, clean floor? Surely every possibly square cm of floor space should be covered in some form of rug/carpet/piece of cloth/grime collector?
Secondly, he is stunning, you are lucky to be his slave.
Thirdly, the best part was him nonchalantly walking past you when you tried to get his attention. Cat behaviour 101.
I expect the Patreon pays for most of the rent. If she can’t live on her wage then I am not going to listen to her pisspoor hacks. Poverty expert my arse, spendthrift most definitely.
I thought it was some sex thing I was too young to understandWell... I typed it into that trusty Vlad decoder. (You'll never of heard of it before) And well..... I'm shookith/shooketh? (Who knows at this rate)
So here's your answer, that he wants you to wear proudly on a jumper... Vlad wants you to declare she's a liar. (Just read more into it, apparently it's a lie in which the ball is half buried and thus resemble a fried egg. Which is apparently a golf term.) But I like to think it's a Vlad clue that our JM gives out half truths, or a lie with only a pinch of reality.
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I have finally caught up. I have no words. She’s a walking disaster.
Of COURSE Jack owns umpteen chairs
Although let me guess, theyre her landlady's who's said she can chuck them out?Is this garage different to the shed? How many outhouses does the crappy bungalow need
Yes @Harrybosch !
I think the main takeaway from all this is that Jack's critiques are often knee-jerk, ill-informed and don't rise beyond the level of a GCSE essay.
THIS IS BAD! Contributes nothing to the discussion but it does give her those sweet sweet Twitter likes and retweets. Professional tit stirrer and not much else.
I think the main takeaway from all this is that Jack's critiques are often knee-jerk, ill-informed and don't rise beyond the level of a GCSE essay.
THIS IS BAD! Contributes nothing to the discussion but it does give her those sweet sweet Twitter likes and retweets. Professional tit stirrer and not much else.
Ha, MC Dad had just done the floors. They are usually covered in cat fur.
On the same table that the cat walked on?
How does she live like this? Even assuming LC lives there, for a household of three WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY CHAIRS?
I have mentioned this character before but a photo like this makes me want to live like the woman Miranda Richardson played in Ab Fab.
Something which Jack really needs to think about! Her views, for all her fake wokeness, are from another century. She loves a good old fashioned stereotype to play act for the media. She's far more damaging in the long run than a book my child will have forgotten about in a couple of years.
Jack hun the squiggle didn't actually ask where you got the egg chair from
Her friends?
Shes not doing well in the last laugh competition with her old head of year.
There are more? More chairs?
Please send doggo pics. I need to be calmed down.
(a granola recipe would do the trick too)
Did we know she had 2 of those Aldi chairs?
On a little grunk but popping in from sunny Pompey (Triangulate at will, actually to help Vlad it's Southsea because, posh innit), to say that every single time I read something Jack has said, my first thought is always "squinny"
Those Aldi chairs are £149.99 each. A bargain for what they are, but I'm on a comfortable income and would have to justify spending £300 on two chairs, let alone if my income was apparently as unstable as hers.
[NB Jack if you are reading here I am not saying people on low incomes can't have nice garden furniture, just don't buy said nice furniture then bang on about how you've not eaten butter "in years" when butter is currently about 0.3% the price of your fancy egg chairs]
[NB Jack if you are reading here I am not saying people on low incomes can't have nice garden furniture, just don't buy said nice furniture then bang on about how you've not eaten butter "in years" when butter is currently about 0.3% the price of your fancy egg chairs]
Why does it look so solid?
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