Wow. It's totally mad how she's suddenly (finally) switched from the usual 'poor little urchin, living on a bootstrap' into 'Mulberry bags come easy to me', at the drop of a hat - it's almost as if one of them is just an act. She'll have to do a full 180 at some point, just to get her story back on track, one can only guess what drama she'll invent on this occasion but just imagine how hard it must be to play at being poor when your ego is bursting and screaming to get out and brag about trips to downing street, tattoos and designer bags..
Jack Monroe #155 What a sad little life, Jack
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But JM doesn't drink Coffee!?
I just can't get my head around her telling the very people who will buy her book, how rushed and chaotic it is.
"Sorry it's a bit tit....will it do?"...she might have said...
"Sorry it's a bit tit....will it do?"...she might have said...
BrahnIs seeing people as colours part of Synesthesia? Because I've seen people that way my whole life. Guess what colour Jack is to me
It was referred to in one of the recent threads, a screenshot showing her bragging about having trashed it by letting SB draw on it and a whisky bottle smash in it.
Everytime Del Monte are thinking this is it! She's posting about us! But it's just her crowd sourcing ideas againnnn
sorry to go back a bit, but re synaesthesia, I've been trying to grasp the words all day but I just can't. I have a form of it where words have actions, and numbers and days of the week definitely have colours and genders. I distinctly remember reading an article about how it's very common in childhood cos your brain's at its most pliable then and things are blurred, for want of better words, but then you forget. and you can't describe it because it's so abstract!
I remember getting to 10/11 or so and thinking, I've gotta stop this cos it's ~weird. but I'm so pleased that I've kind of rediscovered it recently
I don't really know what my point is, but I'm sure all you other synaesthetes can relate
on topic Jack's a bleep
I remember getting to 10/11 or so and thinking, I've gotta stop this cos it's ~weird. but I'm so pleased that I've kind of rediscovered it recently
I don't really know what my point is, but I'm sure all you other synaesthetes can relate
on topic Jack's a bleep
Is anyone else bloody sick of hearing about tinned fruit now?? It's been dragged out soooo long now, all she seems to do is ask people questions and then not produce any content in response. All poll and no do she is.
Millions 
But unable to wear trazzzeeersss with pride. Makes sense, yo.
Gosh Im embarrassed for her. Truly imagine going to a professional meeting like that. Guess what pet, he's not going to take you seriously he will just think your an unprofessional Nob and he would be right.
All poll and no recipes make the man from Del Monte pissed offIs anyone else bloody sick of hearing about tinned fruit now?? It's been dragged out soooo long now, all she seems to do is ask people questions and then not produce any content in response. All poll and no do she is.
(I've had a vodka and lemon and so I'm laughing at my own jokes)
Paging del monte mouthpiece Jack Monroe! Jack, Hi, you ran a poll the other week for people to vote on what tinned fruit they want you to do a recipe for. Have you done it yet, ya prune?
I see Jim JackDonald is back, so he is.
Whose cry wank tears is she talking about? Hers? I don’t want this imagery in my mind.
Baggy traaazers on a bird
Old chief wants to have a word
Mary Poppins, more tall tales
Ring pulls stuck on clothing rails
Old chief wants to have a word
Mary Poppins, more tall tales
Ring pulls stuck on clothing rails
She really doesn't seem to respect expensive things... the mulberry, Emin, kitchen aid, the fking burberry that's crumpled to sh.....possibly many more that i can't think of. (Have we got a tally going of expensive items she 'owns'?) You'd honestly think that she would look after these things. The most expensive item I've had bought for me (and it's treasured) is my Radley bag that I got from my partner the first Christmas we got together and with me now not able to work I'm unlikely to ever splash the cash on something frivolous for myself. Why does she treat things in such a disposable way?
top tips for canned tinned (we are not american, jack, spit spot) fruit are immediately going on The List because it will never happen. nice work trying to bury it in a story tho babe 
"me wee ma so I do"
Jesus the second-hand embarrassment I've got from "me wee ma". NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS IN NI JACK
Jesus the second-hand embarrassment I've got from "me wee ma". NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS IN NI JACK
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