Anyone else notice that Not-Jack posted a sweet potato meal recently? Have to wonder whether this was courtesy of the ~mystery figure~ in the back of the interview...?
Jack Monroe #149 How dare you defile our oats?
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that's the way I've always thought of it, pram and pushchair different things.
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This for me cements that NotJack is Jack. No one else would bung a tin of kidney beans in this. Plus this account always uses a different backdrop. I reckon she did create the account to big herself up on LM, was found out and now is keeping up the pretence as we’re all watching 
That's already in the fridge!!!
Exactly!!! No thought of fuel poverty. I still have nightmares about a flatmate I had who would hog the oven for 2 hours with a single tiny potato baking away in it.
If I use the "big" oven now, I make sure I have a lasagne, a couple of tatties and a rice pudding in it. Fanny
And her claims of doing 20,000 steps a day just rushing around the crappy bungalow. And her spending "the whole day running and dancing in heels" when doing the top-secret Marcus Rashford thing that was expected to go viral. And frolicking in the snow in her bare feet. And probably a dozen other things I can't recall right now.Her walking stick claims are also at odds with her pretend trips (x2) to Asda every Sunday carrying her yellow sticker food in a rucksack
Jack: "Hmm, which herbs and spices shall I use in this bowl of slop? Of course - all of them!"That black been monstrosity of a pan of shite has so many herbs, spices and flavourings in, it would just be impossible to detect any individual flavours at all. Just a pan of brown claggy overpowering slop. It looks like it has been eaten and is what comes out the other end.
Suspiciously clean nails there though. Maybe she’s roped in Louisa Compton: Brexit tin thief and Head of Channel 4 News.This for me cements that NotJack is Jack. No one else would bung a tin of kidney beans in this. Plus this account always uses a different backdrop. I reckon she did create the account to big herself up on LM, was found out and now is keeping up the pretence as we’re all watching
Yes I thought that, just something seems off with this account! Although I’ve looked through every single insta post and Jack has never used the grey stripe plate NotJack has used
That's about 13miles a day in steps. No wonder her joints ache! It's not arthritis, she's doing a half marathon every day!25,000.
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(Screenshot from @Silver Linings, June 19th 2020.)
My favourite lie so I always correct it
Two hands at an awkward angle for one person so SB as well. Careful to show only the fingers though so no tattoos or missing tattoos visible.
I put black beans in my rice n peas yesterday and enjoyed imagining how outraged some of my family members would be by that, but if she comes for peanut porridge then it is war.
The fish people watching the return of Vegan Jack:
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Jack tonight: "What's more boring than bridges? Oh right, non-existant soap opera cats."
They are very small hands, they could even be the hands of a small boyThis for me cements that NotJack is Jack. No one else would bung a tin of kidney beans in this. Plus this account always uses a different backdrop. I reckon she did create the account to big herself up on LM, was found out and now is keeping up the pretence as we’re all watching
Any other autistic fraus think that the bridges thing might be, like with the tanks, part of the fake autism?
Just hazarding a guess based on my own uniquely boring special interests...
Just hazarding a guess based on my own uniquely boring special interests...
I’m now getting worried she’ll pop up a la #31 and tell me to retract my statementThey are very small hands, they could even be the hands of a small boy
SB checking the fridge: is he looking to see if the Ocado fairy / former BB have deposited edible food?
I know it's not really a joking matter as many people are in that state. Me included, to a point. My nana always got out the leftovers or cakes when we visited as she knew mum was struggling - this was the 80s, a lone parent feeding 3 hungry kids. We were never starving but I was peckish a lot of the time. Although a few roast spuds (cooked in lard, pork fat and a lot of salt) followed by a fondant fancy (Fancy!) certainly helped
I know it's not really a joking matter as many people are in that state. Me included, to a point. My nana always got out the leftovers or cakes when we visited as she knew mum was struggling - this was the 80s, a lone parent feeding 3 hungry kids. We were never starving but I was peckish a lot of the time. Although a few roast spuds (cooked in lard, pork fat and a lot of salt) followed by a fondant fancy (Fancy!) certainly helped
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