Jack Monroe #148 Ya prune

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Totally Off Topic but how do you change your username?

On Topic... Scottish Jack makes my teeth itch. Grunking from this afternoon but if she mentions The Bridge by Ian Banks I'll cry.
Dear Scoopy79 ... word of warning...(said in the voice of Keith from The Office) :.... I've droned on about this before, but on another thread, someone contacted the mods and asked for her name to be changed to ..."something less identifiable"...

Can you guess what her username is now?
 
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I genuinely do not know what this is.
Is it a slice of something? Is it flat on a plate or standing up?
That pear and chocolate cake is shite. I tried it and it tasted like cardboard and disappointment. It's not indulgent at all. There are so many better pear+chocolate cake recipes to find in the world.
 
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So where are the newspaper shreds in bottom of that cage because he is sat on hay in that pic
There's a tiny bit visible in the bottom right corner. He definitely gets shredded paper - it's been seen in older photos a few times along with the straw bedding.
 
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So if it's shredded then it can't be an important bill or anything urgent. Thanks for clarifying Jackie. How's the book coming?
 
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So in Jack parlance , "dealing with the long hangover of destitution, properly" means "shredding".

Can you imagine her in an office admin role "Jack can you shred these documents please?" Jack looks up, confused "Sorry, I mean can you deal with this long hangover of destitution, properly, please?"
 
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Newspaper and carboard tubes from toilet roll or kitchen roll tubes are fine for rabbits, computer paper from bills where you don't know what ink has been used is not ok since rabbits are prone to eating it.
 
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Ah, ongoing -checks notes- swollen face thing is the reason that fresh faced little sherbet dip dab oik has disappeared and been replaced by scruffy 30 something year old. Makes sense.
 
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I also for some reason feel it’s an old photo
Almost certainly.
She posted pictures of the poor kitten for a day after it died, giving the impression it was still alive to deflect from the fact she was responsible for it's death. She also put out many, many tweets about her and SB playing 'kicky ball' that day, despite a dead kitten being still in the house.
I really fear that the bunny may have met a similar end.
 
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Ha I said it was shredding.
I don’t want to think about a possibly dead bun
 
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I know you Scottish Fraus don’t want here there but I can’t wait for the pandemic to be over so us down South get a break!
Plus the content we got from Jack over a short break was brilliant; Celery, Edinburgh. Giving away nutribullets. Independent/chain. Restaurant parlance. Random milk and cheap meat. Some weird slow cooked fish. Expensive train tickets. Photo taken with her tongue. Recognition in a shop. Who’s looking after Cooper/the rabbit? COVID train seating drama.

Thats just the bits I can think of off the top of my head and it was what, 3 days?
 
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I thought that, but hopefully despite her trying to pretend her son is a toddler, he will know better
 
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Oh hiya, paging @People-huv-tae-know can you please give us your UK leading bun bun specialist (think that’s your job title.) view on whatever shite she’s feeding him and allowing him to hop about in. I’m gonna guess it's wrong and wrong as per.
ETA also if you want to post bunny pics that would also be appreciated thankspaceyou
 
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At work today I got a letter addressed to "Frau Dinosaur....."...

Fortunately it was only one of our German suppliers chasing an invoice but it still made me look over my shoulder a few times...
 
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I’m no bun bun specialist but over the years I’ve owned some very spoilt house bunnies who were dramatic as they come and on more than one occasion have dwindled a second breakfast out of unsuspecting humans with a synchronised cute beg. The veg looks fine, but it’s quite a lot for one serving. I’m assuming from this the bun is pellet free so I hope she is ensuring the daily food covers all nutrition. In the photo the bun is on hay or straw which again is fine. The shredded paper IS NOT OK due to the ink, if ingested can lead to it compacting in the digestive system amongst other issues. I’m even cautious about giving mine cardboard these days due to horror stories so I’ld be interested in the bunny bun bun specialists view on this
 
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Princess Diana's jumper.



(I haven't watched it yet)

ETA: I've watched the first 3 minutes. The jumper was a Christmas gift.
 
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