It's classic manipulation though isn't it? Promise all these things that give you likes and never deliver. Delete all evidence of these promises. Rinse and repeat. The Monroe way
It's classic manipulation though isn't it? Promise all these things that give you likes and never deliver. Delete all evidence of these promises. Rinse and repeat. The Monroe wayJack's charitable donations are so murky. The BLM money she promised, her wages from Free School Meals, her promise to donate from affiliations with various companies.
We all know how she doesn't donate quietly - remember the food bank donations labelled 'From Jack Monroe'.
Again. Mildly hysterical at this. Been tittering all week about the ‘tomatoes stuck to the chopping board one. God I love you lot xBecause when she does they come out like this
Totes off-topic by now I'm sure but.. My boys call me Mama but pronounced Mummer as though I'm some of West-Country strolling player.Does SB say Muh-Mar (channelling his inner Bridgeton) or Mah-Mah (channelling his inner Italian). I must know.
Exactly why it’s so freaky/funny!Hey that’s all her! Remember cartoon Jack ~ for reasons ~
That sounds so cute, but I guess it would get old quickly!Totes off-topic by now I'm sure but.. My boys call me Mama but pronounced Mummer as though I'm some of West-Country strolling player.
It started with the now 16yo, I kinda hoped I'd escape it eventually but no.
I was waiting for someone to noticeI keep meaning to say, I love your location in bio thingy, AND that it’s lasted longer than whatever Jack’s lockdown hashtag was!
She’s got a drawer full of winkiesAll those things inside jars ARE a bit stinky
She had style, she had grace. Nigella Lawrence gave good faceJackie with an attitude
Cooper’s sulking in a mood
Don’t just stand there, nothing to it
I’ll strike a pose and pretend he took it
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It‘s perfect! “Clap for new patreons” that went wellI was waiting for someone to noticehas she forgotten all about the clap for new patreons #thundercrap or whatever it was then? I was too busy *clapping for captain Tom to notice
*this may or may not be for the purposes of a joke
I saw it, I loved it, I printed it off for my bedside tableIt‘s perfect! “Clap for new patreons” that went well
You’ll be SHOCKED to hear that it fizzled out after a week or two?
Captain Tom eh... this masterpiece from @colouredlines may help you reflect while you pay your respects. Now, I don’t know much about art, but I think this and @BlendedSlop ’s full avatar picture belong in The Louvre.
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ETA. This is the great thing about Jack shhh-ing for a while, I meant to say earlier how much this made me laugh, and @Marmalade Atkins how you cropped it so the “headline” is just ‘my bum hurts.’
This is like a really menacing Morph.Seeing all the comic kitchen discussion has reminded me of my first (terrifying) attempt to create my current avatar by taking a photo of my laptop screen with my phone...
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As you should Alan. As you should. I meant this isn’t the sort of thing you hang in the toilet like a Tracey Emin sketch.I saw it, I loved it, I printed it off for my bedside table
Tracy emin’s unused bed would fit right in in the bungalow to be fair!As you should Alan. As you should. I meant this isn’t the sort of thing you hang in the toilet like a Tracey Emin sketch.
On topic, The Emin is yet another thing so valuable and that so many people would cherish, and she treats like crap, hanging it in the loo. I know it gives us a good laugh, but I guess this is my “kitchen aid”, if I had an original Emin I’d be calling in experts on where to hang it, how to care for it, not stashing it in the loo like it’s Take A Break magazine ffs.
You’re right- I sort of assumed the Emin was a sculpture but Inrealise I have no idea. And total narc behaviour to put it in the toilet!As you should Alan. As you should. I meant this isn’t the sort of thing you hang in the toilet like a Tracey Emin sketch.
On topic, The Emin is yet another thing so valuable and that so many people would cherish, and she treats like crap, hanging it in the loo. I know it gives us a good laugh, but I guess this is my “kitchen aid”, if I had an original Emin I’d be calling in experts on where to hang it, how to care for it, not stashing it in the loo like it’s Take A Break magazine ffs.
I’m now wondering if she really does hang it in the toilet, or if it’s a thread in-joke from before my time! In the same way that sometimes I think that Louisa Compton really did steal those Brexit tins!You’re right- I sort of assumed the Emin was a sculpture but Inrealise I have no idea. And total narc behaviour to put it in the toilet!
I have an original drawing by an artist friend in my hallway. A few people have commented that it’s not on full display there, but actually the light and temperature are most stable there. I couldn’t bear it if it faded or got too warm!
second childhood? completed it, mate!I think she is the child aged 9-14.
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