Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af

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MooBelle

The filming him theory makes sense.
He is due at his Dad's tonight/tomorrow morning. She was very obviously pissed off about the new arrangements 'It has been decided he spends weekends at his father's' is screamingly obvious that she's not happy about it.
She clearly resents him being around because it mucks up her schedule of doing fuck all.
@essexgirl101 confirmed Dad does the parenting. She also confirmed that his school is near his Dad's house so the fact that Jack whinges about going on 14 mile treks to get him to school is redundant. He was offered the school nearest his home, ie his Dad. Dad is resident parent.
If she has notions of SB being more famous than Buddy Oliver and there is a deadline for his ex-stepmum's TV show, then Jack needs to get his audition tape done pronto.
 
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MarzBarzie

I can’t help but wonder if these are in order of priority? ;D
 
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encore

Harrybosch said:
That last point is truly the biggest fuck up. It's crazy to ask someone to promote veganuary if they are not taking part.
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It's crazy to pay* someone to promote veganuary if they are not taking part.
 
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Boogs

She probably told them that she would. No hang on that can’t be right. Jack wouldn’t ever lie or not follow through on what she says she will do
 
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Hollaaa

Thank(space)you said:
The viggles are not letting this go. They're not satisfied with the responses from LMC
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Thank you for introducing me to this forensic viggle's body of work. Really excellent
Can't wait to see what LMC comes back with in a couple of weeks' time.
 
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Tabitha D

Mr Krabs said:
Basically, she's had two well-paid, competitive careers (fire service and journalism) dropped in her lap and fucked them up.
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Not to mention TV presenting. How many people would have given their right arm for the opportunities she’s had (DKL, This Morning etc), and yet there she is, swanning in on zero talent and presentation skill, just because Allegra/Nigella made a phone call to their mates.
 
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Joan of Narc

Do we think Jack will make a Jackie Weaver joke in about the third week of March?
 
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Eleanor Abernathy

BlendedSlop said:
I'm surprised she didn't say you could also use salmon paste, fish fingers or leftover battered cod. After all, fish is fish (just as all herbs are interchangeable and there's such a variety as "standard potatoes")
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Don’t forget salt is salt is salt.
 
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Alansbigplate

Because when she does they come out like this

 
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ChickenPorridge

She must be doing some serious sitting on her hands trying not to wade in all guns, excuses and shite explanations blazing on this Linda debacle
 
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