Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

[traumatised sideboard]

@Dogmuck mate, it's clearly the rug. It's an actual crime. You just know all those mugs are filled with dust though which does make me feel ill to think about but the offensiveness register of items we have seen over the past twelve hours goes as follows:

1. Flooflebot (gag)
2. Horrid rug
3. Live vinegar
4. Ceramic tat

 

[Smeghead]

This is like an acid flashback. Why does she have rubber eggs in the first place?

"I am too frugal for butter"
"I have a collection of rubber eggs"

Is there rubber butter in the butter dish? Is all the food rubber?

I will pay her £20 for 10 minutes with those mugs and a hammer. Hideous things.

Is this the Trueman Show? Have we just worked it out, none of it’s real after all 🥸

 

[HarderFaster]

https://fairmont.co.uk/shop/hen-egg-holder-charlotte £40 egg hen, we think?

Plus minimum of £30 worth of mugs which can’t even be drunk from in some cases...

I wouldn’t even begrudge her this profusion of UTTER tit if she wasn’t conning people out of money but for duck’s sake.

Go on, Jack, send us a pin of the location of the muddy puddle where all this was dredged up. Or were they more gifts, just like the Sophie Conran (no, wait, that was a gift to yourself, wasn’t it...).

 

[jenny2603]

I am broken.

 

[Bugger13]

I’m thinking the rug is actually the ‘yard sale’. Been zooming in to try to find the wigs but it’s like one of those magic eye things

 

[Emlo]

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Can’t decide if all this ,car boot sale tat, offends me more than the rug.

I am similarly struggling. We need a non scientific self selecting Twitter poll to solve this one (pls RT for wider reach x)

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Is this the Trueman Show? Have we just worked it out, none of it’s real after all 🥸

Hey hey hey

 

[Pocahontas]

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Can’t decide if all this ,car boot sale tat, offends me more than the rug.

I really like all those mugs. All of them.
Come at meeeee.

 

[Smeghead]

Hey hey hey

Holy tit.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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Can’t decide if all this ,car boot sale tat, offends me more than the rug.

The tat isn't a health hazard. The tatters/pelts of disappeared Border Morris Men, however, are - in terms of dust mites, trip hazard and disguising shards of glass and cat turds.

 

[Bugger13]

I can’t decide if all this junk reminds me more of Del Boy or David Brent’s love of novelty tat.

 

[jenny2603]

You'd normally have quite a small one though, no? It appears to go all the way across the room!

Yes a small one in matching colours could be quite sweet but I'm sorry that thing looks like a cry for help.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I am broken.

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That sent me too! It’s like the final (knob shaped) straw.

 

[Silver Linings]

SB, awoken by the clinking of crockery in Southend’s shittiest bungalow, tiptoes in his scrooge hat and robes to the top of the stairs to ask Mama what the duck she’s doing.

 

[jenny2603]

SB, awoken by the clinking of crockery in Southend’s shittiest bungalow, tiptoes in his scrooge hat and robes to the top of the stairs to ask Mama what the duck she’s doing.

Before using the horror rug as an escape ladder.

 

[Smeghead]

Hey hey hey

This must be the series finale.
Jack Monroe? Completed it mate

 

[moosesauna]

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Ok, maybe I lack taste, but I love the cat and the octopus ... these mugs are seriously impractical for actual drinking, but if I had more spare cash I would probably collect them

My 8 year old self is absolutely quaking in her George at Asda wellies over that rose handle

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

Bet every time she picks up a chance card it’s like
“You’ve been contacted by a model agency collect £200 from each player”

“You’ve caught covid/adhd/shimmering black eye collect £300 from each player”

“You’re the 345th most relevant lesbian in 2007 collect £50 from each player”

We need to make this version for the gathering.