Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

[BeautifulTrauma]

Called proggy mats up here though (I’m a North easterner, not a geordie though). You can still go on courses learn how to do it.

Yes! When I went with my now ex, that was what she called them and said her Mum makes them sometimes.

Jack just likes anything that costs money.

 

[Fruitjack]

Can we have a beamish thread please?(rave about obvs )

We went to Beamish in October half term. I've been to Black Country and Blists Hall a few times. All ace, but Beamish is MASSIVE!

 

[JuliaGulia]

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Those jars are dirrrrty! Why not wash them before you take a picture?!

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

To be honest, I’m a fairly new fan of his, so I’m sure you’re right. I disliked him at first but he won me over somehow and I heartily approve of his hearty disapproval of Boris Johnson. But yeah, this has disappointed me.

Praying she’s not on with Elizabeth Day next.

Or Louis Theroux's podcast.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

That rug is the epitome of unicorn poop and mermaid farts

She definitely has a crockery addiction, who else has Denby and Wedgewood as a young adult and then a gazillion charity shop finds years later. Jumble sale tat comes to mind.

I was just thinking about Caroline and her hands. This came to mind. Are we still sure Jack isn't Caroline?
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[HarderFaster]

You just reminded me of something that got suggested to me on Facebook yesterday (took a screenshot for posterity here)
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OMG

 

[Flash123]

Frugally growing her own botulism to have injected into her face at a later date.

Please, please can this be the next thread title!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Ah, perhaps not.

But there was this re the lego bouquet thing of Nicola's. So I thought that Jack was in contact.

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Ahhhh that wasn't Nicola!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Value range prices and product eliminations 2012-2021.

The Poverty

Invisible Twitter abuse.

Shades of brown.

 

[Dogmuck]

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Interesting!

So want to tag Jack Monroe - sitting on hands

 

[Ninch55]

To buy a nail brush?

To cook something edible

 

[kachoochoo]

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out of unicorns, yet that top left one looks like a unicorn...? or maybe a rhino? or a buffalo? it ain't a pony tho

eta it's a hippo with a random horn innit? and there appears to be electrical tape on the floor

 

[Vroo]

'Young-ish'? Oh, I do like you.

Thinking the exact same thing myself

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Actually I can believe she was asked to be on celebrity mastermind, the BBC need four people for each show and the seem to make hundreds of episodes (slight hyperbole but you get me). Most of the contestants are neither celebrities nor masterminds, they’ve had Charlotte Crosby on there so the bar is clearly pretty damn low. Jack probably refused because the fee was too small.

Charlotte Crosby was a train wreck on Mastermind! Trying so hard to be funny . Just desperate. I would love to see Jackie on it!

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

That llama doorstop looks like a right smug fucker as well. Apparently that bottle in her kitchen that looks like rancid oil is live vinegar and the chicken's full of rubber eggs. Why would you need to put anything in the chicken? It's not transparent. Who's going to come in your house and interrogate you about whether your chicken's filled with real eggs?

I will pay her a tenner for a video showing herself drinking out of all those novelty mugs because there's no way you're not pouring liquid all down your front.

But what is the thing that looks like some sort of animal penis within the yellow stuff....

 

[Cookiecookie]

Yip that was me. Now let's talk about our nailbrush collections.

We just own the one, but my mum has had to explain to four different people (including two teachers) what one was when they saw it in the school kitchen. Maybe just no one has ever explained it to Jack before

 

[HotesTilaire]

Muh-slop-oly?

Jackopoly

 

[stickybeak]

But but but wtf is she playing at with the 'pouring old oil into jars' business. Is it because she is so impoverished? #vomit

 

[SweetTransvestite]

(just like “Competitive Dad” on the Fast Show, for those old enough to remember)

Wasn't Father Brown an absolute bastard before he found Jesus

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Yes, when does it stop? Is out in the street tripping people up?

I’m gone