hot tip to any squiggle wanting to know where the duck their books are; just put modern budget Cookery in the subject line.
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10 days to deadline and that's what she has? No wonder she's put recipes for making porridge in her books.
Celeb mastermind? Completed it mate.
I think the Pov book SHAN'T have recipes. It's the one she printed off a picture of David Cameron and a Wikipedia page for. I believe it is to be a compilation of stories our ickle smol vampire has sucked from people living in genuine poverty. It will also contain the 9085233621261212th telling of The Poverty and I'm bleeping stunned it's being published at all.
I almost crossed over there...... except my work is pretty identifiable from my Twitter but the actual cheek of asking people to write her book for her.
ETA: and now the jokes about her tax return. She has a bleeping brass neck to complain about any Tory when she would clearly not do her returns if she could get away with it. I feel like training for a new career as an HMRC investigator
ETA: and now the jokes about her tax return. She has a bleeping brass neck to complain about any Tory when she would clearly not do her returns if she could get away with it. I feel like training for a new career as an HMRC investigator
Why would anyone pay for a collection of half arsed scribbles on pieces of random greasy paper in someone's house? Good luck publishers, she's got ADHD as an excuse and she isn't afraid to use it 
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Wonder why the books end up tit?
that makes sense. I remember they had louise pentland on with harry potter being her specialist subject. I'd only ever heard of her from glancing on here and literally weeks before her appearance, I'd read an article about how they don't accept harry potter as a specialist subject for civilian mastermind cos too many people apply with it!
She’s full of tit. She gets nothing but brown nosing on Twitter-she sees an honest query or question as an attack. That’s the sort of paranoia that results from being a liar & grifter.
Free Frugal Tip for you - typing things into a handy laptop you might have laying around the place as you go along saves paper, time and an agent's heart rate monitors from overuse.
Free Frugal Tip #2 - you are NOT Jackie Collins.
She said not too long ago that it takes 9 months to write a good quality cookbook.
How long was she unable to cook due to ouchy mouth/kitten/SHE LEFT?
How long was she suffering burnout?
How long was/is the long covid?
This could be her worst one yet!
How long was she unable to cook due to ouchy mouth/kitten/SHE LEFT?
How long was she suffering burnout?
How long was/is the long covid?
This could be her worst one yet!
Those agents are never going to be able to get through the front door due to the mountains of free shite, books and shopping trollies that are piled up outside.
It'll be like this.
ETA: Green Rice. Cook Rice, add spinach, add herbs, add bottled lemon
It's really rude and unprofessional of her to show this.
Proper decent hard working talented people can't get noticed in a crowded market full of recipie books but this grifting shite gets deal after deal landed on her denim clad lap and this is how she behaves? Like a 6th former cobbling together an essay the day before deadline.
I hope it bleeping flops. Like the last one.
Proper decent hard working talented people can't get noticed in a crowded market full of recipie books but this grifting shite gets deal after deal landed on her denim clad lap and this is how she behaves? Like a 6th former cobbling together an essay the day before deadline.
I hope it bleeping flops. Like the last one.
And this!
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Our LA is giving each child in receipt of fsm £20 a week .This is the same sum that Jack believes she can feed 2 adults and one child all week . I am relieved that they are trusting the parents that for the majority of them they can provide their children with a hot nutritional meal . I hate the thought of any parent or child feeling guilty that they can't meet their child's needs or the child feeling guilty knowing that their parents are already struggling.
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That top left thing is the one I made that she said wouldn’t be out of place in an expensive restaurant. Reader: it would.
The lack of professionalism here has really wound me up. I know some people work best to a tight deadline but I can’t believe that it’s good to publicise it this way. It looks so bad. Why is she doing this? Does she think it’s quirky and cute?
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