Charlotte Crosby was a train wreck on Mastermind! Trying so hard to be funny . Just desperate. I would love to see Jackie on it!
Charlotte Crosby was a train wreck on Mastermind! Trying so hard to be funny . Just desperate. I would love to see Jackie on it!Actually I can believe she was asked to be on celebrity mastermind, the BBC need four people for each show and the seem to make hundreds of episodes (slight hyperbole but you get me). Most of the contestants are neither celebrities nor masterminds, they’ve had Charlotte Crosby on there so the bar is clearly pretty damn low. Jack probably refused because the fee was too small.
Face it, she wanted to spoil our fun. Louisa Compton stole her Brexit tins so she's stealing our comedy. Hurt people, hurt people. It's terribly sad but fortunately she is a never ending source of HOOTS so we shan't be bored.Actually I can believe she was asked to be on celebrity mastermind, the BBC need four people for each show and the seem to make hundreds of episodes (slight hyperbole but you get me). Most of the contestants are neither celebrities nor masterminds, they’ve had Charlotte Crosby on there so the bar is clearly pretty damn low. Jack probably refused because the fee was too small.
Omg WW2, is this a direct @ from earlier?
4. A Beamer Bot that tells her everyone knows she's lying but lots of people are too polite to say so.Following a rage-inducing scroll, we need;
1. a thunderbot that hovers above her pillow (wherever that may be on the day on question) to remind her ever so gently and softly of what needs to happen every Thursday at 8pm
2. A plantbot that lives in her garden under the brambly bush and puffs out spores to remind her ever so gently and softly that she is meant to be plant-based at the moment.
3. A bookbot that sits on her desk that prods her ever so gently and softly every time she goes on twitter and ignores her book and patreon commitments.
Another - get other people to do the work and I’ll get the profit scam
“I am sick of you vile bullies! You terrorise me, you stalk my BB by looking on a public cycle-tracking site thing, you talk about my dad being a landlord and not short of a Bob or two and now you’re harassing my Agent! She does NOT have a sense of humour and she would NOT find this funny!!!I know I'm way too early but just wanted to put it out there in case I forget. I was thinking for this years Sloppies we could invite Jack via her long suffering agent to nominate her Top 5 funniest Tattle Alerts of 2021 and we could vote on the overall winner. She's such a great sport with a wonderful sense of humour who loves a laugh at herself so I think she might go for it.
No there is a marvel character called Jack MonroeDo you think Marilyn Monroe is who inspired her name change?
Precisely why I have glass-fronted wall cupboards. I like showing off my china and glass but I also like them clean. The cooking utensils on the rack over the range are bad enoughThis extremely cluttered look, especially with kitchenware seems very trendy in some people’s houses. I’m thinking of Allegra...vast amounts of pans, crockery, jars etc all out on display. What about the dust and grease that must accumulate on it all, being in a kitchen especially. In any room it would need dusting at the same time as everything else because well, it’s for eating off.
I don’t know how it could be kept on top of without a cleaner.
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Please, please can this be the next thread title!Frugally growing her own botulism to have injected into her face at a later date.
"I sound like a cross between a goose and Loyd Grossman"My Dad was on Mastermind (pleb not celeb) he was a cool cucumber throughout but some of the other contestants went to pieces and it was horrifying live. I'm just cringing at the thought of Tank Jack in that chair. I can't watch videos of her because I think we have the same voice - my Mum sounds like Janet Street-Porter apparently and one of my friends claims I sound like a cross between a goose and Loyd Grossman.
I've given my vegan influence bestie a brief run down...she had heard of Monroe in passing. I focused on the kitten and the bollock sausages and I can already predict her unfiltered anger. Also I tried to make it a 'long story short' and completely failed. Once of my other best chums (also vegan) who I have been keeping posted since the Winter Fuel Debacle works in social media analytics and she is flabbergasted by the Linda situation.
"That is bad sentiment analysis"
ETA: I truly love carrots
I understood this to mean Jack was her topic on Mastermind and was confused about why you weren't all more excited.
we will have to draw virtual straws for who has to take one for the cabal and try each recipe.I will be purchasing and reviewing the Pov Book exclusively on Tattle if I haven't been banned/died waiting.
Thinking the exact same thing myself'Young-ish'? Oh, I do like you.
Grunkaing through space and time but it's 10 days until your book deadline and you're only asking this now?!
I’m saying it now , you’re on your own kid . Hell will freeze over before a Jack Monroe recipe ever gets made and put in my mouth.we will have to draw virtual straws for who has to take one for the cabal and try each recipe.
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