Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

[Jelly Bean]

I'm so naive. I actually thought Jack might have a bit more interest in Thunderclap Thursday than one pissing week. All you fraus who predicted it were spot on.
But no. Fannying around on twitter moaning about being bullied (scared of vegans no doubt), and posting pictures of Marilyn is far more productive.
As for her new book. Sounds as diabolical as the rest of them - 'Mad facts and scrimping solutions'

 

[Walkdengirl]

I am going to hell for my thoughts re the “my grandad is dead” response from squiggle.

Babes. Same

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

Well I know I'm on the Jackie Monroe thread....cheers Vlad

 

[Scarletfever]

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Omg not this crowdsourcing her book tit again

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

What do the cabal think her mastermind topic would have been?

Tanks?

Lawyering?

Knitting?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I just find all the stories just don’t ring true ever.
the whole bailiff thing is just another one. I hate that way she drops that she was a ‘sex worker’ into the pile as well. It’s completely horrific. I can’t believe she wouldn’t have gone to her parents or SB dad rather than that. To expose herself to disease and violence rather ask for help. I just don’tbelieve it. There’s an industrial estate in town where all the local prostitutes hang out, they are incredibly pitiful and I imagine they do terrible things for pennies basically. It’s just another romanticised middle class story that didn’t happen.
But then I believe almost nothing from her.

 

[Whaa?]

Omg not this crowdsourcing her book tit again

And 10 days before the deadline.

 

[Emlo]

Omg not this crowdsourcing her book tit again

I don’t know, there’s a small part of me that has to respect the sheer effrontery of her doing this 10 DAYS before her deadline is due

 

[PoorPatrol]

Omg not this crowdsourcing her book tit again

Ten days before the deadline! Ooh, erm, anyone got any entire book ideas ASAP? What a joke she is. No wonder her books are absolutely tit, she puts no effort or thought into them at all.

 

[Ninch55]

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Get fucked. Stop begging ideas to pass off as your own.

 

[bananasplit88]

I would pay good money to see her on Mastermind. I wonder what her specialist subject would be?
Also, I may have missed this but - if she's close to a deadline for her next slop book what happened to her poverty book? Did that go straight on her pile of forgotten projects?

 

[Squandaaaaa]

How can they be writing a cook book when the food budget is £20 per week?! I don’t think any of these recipe will have even been tested once!

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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Ten Days until submission and she's wanting the Squiggles to write the rest of her book for her? For a 'Nominal Fee'?

 

[replace32titles]

I mean it’s not exactly a shocker that someone working in a factory 80 years ago would now be dead though is it?

The phrase “he had a lifelong love of tripe” etc was the bit that gave it away.

 

[Walnutss]

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Her thanks sounds sarcastic af how dare u squiggle one up her picture

 

[Satisfying Click]

She's soliciting for people to contribute to her book, 10 DAYS before a deadline? On the same platform her agent is on?

How on earth does she keep getting second chances?

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

Frugally growing her own botulism to have injected into her face at a later date.

Perfect if she's on the grift with her book ala Mrs Hinch. I'm sure the Duchess of Maldon and Minkys could use it and save a few bob.

 

[jenny2603]

What do the cabal think her mastermind topic would have been?

Tanks?

Lawyering?

Knitting?

Value range prices and product eliminations 2012-2021.

The Poverty

Invisible Twitter abuse.

She's soliciting for people to contribute to her book, 10 DAYS before a deadline? On the same platform her agent is on?

How on earth does she keep getting second chances?

She's willing to pay for interviews and longer pieces. I might throw my hat in the ring.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Value range prices and product eliminations 2012-2021.

The Poverty

Invisible Twitter abuse.

Shades of brown.

 

[Satisfying Click]

I'm fairly sure at this point, someone could write out one of her own recipes from an old book and she wouldn't notice