Jack Monroe #137 NarcLife by Bootstrap Crook

[NomDeGuerre]

One day we’ll all meet in the buffet carriage of the Caledonian Sleeper.

 

[girolle]

It looks like it's been put down on the floor for the dog.

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Sometimes I look after my aunt's dog and, no word of a lie, this closely resembles what she'd get on a Sunday if we were having a roast in our house!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[LyraBalaqua]

View attachment 392059Why can she not just give him a chicken dinner... why does everything have to be mixed together? It would have been less work if she is that frazzled.

ETA: she says it is 3 portions so now he has to have reheated frozen veg 2 more times

I don’t get why it’s all mixed with gravy .

He’s 10, there’s the two of them together alone ??, let him decide how he wants his tea put together.

Even for her low standards , that’s shocking,

He’s 10.

 

[Boyo]

Probably because she's been fannying about with it on the hallway floor, before the poor lad gets to eat any.

Exactly. Not only will he be expected to eat that abomination but it’ll be cold too.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

One day we’ll all meet in the buffet carriage of the Caledonian Sleeper.

I’d love the Sleeper

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Recipe It's meat, veg and gravy, ffs

 

[Boyo]

I hear that social media darling and food expert Jack Monroe is available for private cooking gigs.

They should book her to cook for the eating trials on I’m A Celebrity.

 

[Silver Linings]

Putting floofle aside, and how this absolutely did not happen, why tf is she downstairs again?!

 

[KindaWeird]

It looks like it's been put down on the floor for the dog.

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Wonderful #veganuary recipe eh Linda McCartney foods?

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

What's for dinner tonight, Mama?
BROWN!

 

[kachoochoo]

ugh please just stop mixing things up!

mind you, reminds me of my partner's dad chopping and mixing up his dinner, then covering it in a combo of balsamic and Henderson's relish because partner's mam's cooking is Not Good

 

[colouredlines]

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Recipe It's meat, veg and gravy, ffs

Put it's all in one pot! Because that's what makes flavour, apparently?

"Oh please, Mummy Mumma Mama duck knows, can I have seconds? This tuck is simply spiffing!"

 

[Silver Linings]

(The mouse spits)

 

[KindaWeird]

ugh please just stop mixing things up!

mind you, reminds me of my partner's dad chopping and mixing up his dinner, then covering it in a combo of balsamic and Henderson's relish because partner's mam's cooking is Not Good

Hendos improves any dish!

 

[Boyo]

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Putting floofle aside, and how this absolutely dod not happen, why tf is she downstairs again?!

‘..to go on your desk or nearby’? Yeah, ok. This happened.
Also, ‘you’re all tough and stuff’. Reminds me of people who say ‘People think I’m hard’. twit.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Really?, what you like you mean.

He wanted roast potatoes at Christmas and she put paid to that with the slow cooker debacle.

 

[girolle]

ugh please just stop mixing things up!

mind you, reminds me of my partner's dad chopping and mixing up his dinner, then covering it in a combo of balsamic and Henderson's relish because partner's mam's cooking is Not Good

Henderson's Relish, though! That's the good stuff!!!

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

View attachment 392059Why can she not just give him a chicken dinner... why does everything have to be mixed together? It would have been less work if she is that frazzled.

ETA: she says it is 3 portions so now he has to have reheated frozen veg 2 more times

Of course he did. The kid's probably starving for some nutrition.


And she still took two thirds of it away from him.

Just wait until puberty. An entire chicken in one go plus half a bag of spuds. And still lurking in the kitchen three hours later in the hope of some more food.

 

[Boyo]

What's for dinner tonight, Mama?
BROWN!

BRAAAAAAAAHNN!