I have an arthritic big toe - you can'tI’m not sure she has arthritis because she has lied about so many different ailments. Her idea of arthritis is probably an ache in her hand.
Not being reductive to people who genuinely have arthritis.
FFS now Small Robots man has weighed in for a bit of performative “quirkiness”. Give me strength.
JM accompanied Allegra. Allegra did the cooking, JM did the twatting around. It was a prize at an auction.Once.
IDS gave a talk at my schoolI will say this is the only thing where Jack and I agree. IDS is a vile man. Truly repugnant.
Aw bless. I imagine Allegra left Jack somewhere safe with her very own kitchen to play chefs inJM accompanied Allegra. Allegra did the cooking, JM did the twatting around. It was a prize at an auction.
For some reason this fact has stuck in my mind.
No, Jack, you're literally a living example of the stereotyping people with ADHD face every day. ADHD isn't a license to be a massive bellend, it's a painful and confusing disorder that can, in most cases, be controlled with medication. You're a severely flawed person with a multitude of issues that extend beyond 'tee hee i forgot to sleep
You can just imagine Jack holding court as she regales all the fancy people with her “origins story”. Allegra must look back and cringe at some of the episodes from this part of her life.Aw bless. I imagine Allegra left Jack somewhere safe with her very own kitchen to play chefs in
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I'm just imagining Mary and co pretending to drink out the toy cups and telling Jack she's a very clever girl.
You mean when Jack, in one of her numerous "Gotcha!" moments, tried to prove she's a good cook by saying she made a banquet for MARY PORTAS, she wasn't being entirely truthful? I for one am shocked - SHOCKED - by this revelation.JM accompanied Allegra. Allegra did the cooking, JM did the twatting around. It was a prize at an auction.
For some reason this fact has stuck in my mind.
This is the reason she cleans her potatoes with a nail brush...Allegra made her do it, to get her out of the way.You can just imagine Jack holding court as she regales all the fancy people with her “origins story”. Allegra must look back and cringe at some of the episodes from this part of her life.
It's lovely isn't it? I chose a John Lewis one because I know Jack likes a good quality brand.I'm an adult person.... But oh I'd love to have that tiny toy cooker!
He was incredibly rude and nasty to my Mum once. I wouldn't spit on him if he was on fire if I'm perfectly honest.IDS gave a talk at my schoolas he was walking off he knocked over a waste paper bin and didn't pick it up. Knob. In seriousness though totally agree with you, awful man.
Her straw man arguments aren’t even that. They’re like gossamer not strawShes such a dimwit she's actually angry at IDS voting against supporting genocide through arms sales. I mean, I'm very cynical about his motives here but would she rather he support arms sales to genocidal regimes?
It was a gift from a mate so she is unable to sell it because it is her policy not to sell gifts unless they are Omega Seamasters.Is the Emin from a puddle? Or from one of her anonymous, uber rich friends?
I don't think she ever had anorexia. There are too many holes, as always - in one version of events, she walked a 14-mile roundtrip to school because she had an ED and was overexercising, in another she did it to save her bus money to buy coronation chicken.
She likes to sad fish about having an ED, but there's always something inauthentic there. I was bulimic and it took me fucking DECADES to recover, reading a Nigella Lawson book didn't magically cure me so yeah, sensitive here too.
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