āBut in order to improve the lives of people living in hardship, the voices of those in the eyes of their own personal storms need to be raised and
not talked over by well-meaning people keen to charge to the front of the furore.ā Shut the
duck up then, you shark eyed cretin. Nothing to do with you.
The thing is, it wasnāt anything to do with her TEN YEARS AGO. We found out this week that she didnāt even apply for benefits because of her snobby, Tory ways. She went poor for 10 months because she chose to, not because of the benefit system (which I know is
tit and does genuinely cause spirals of financial shitdoom).
Since then sheās become a bestselling author (
duck knows how but she likes to tell Twitter enemies this before immediately saying sheās too poor to by a Ā£1.29 block of butter and lard will do)... became engaged to a millionaire, then engaged to another wealthy woman, has done numerous appearances, partnerships and written more books. And she has the gall to write in a national newspaper that she is financially unstable?!? What the actual
duck.
I will be writing to the Guardian to say, maybe get the opinion of some people who HAVE had experience of Universal Credit
bleeping up. Those who have had their child on FSM. Those who have had to handover vouchers to the assistant and explain: āNo, I donāt need a clubcard to use that, theyāre for
poor children on FSM.ā
Without
myself, I ended up in a world of
tit last year for pointing out issues with universal credit and it went to a local newspaper. Lost my job, had people saying āpeople like meā (an ex-teacher doing a masters who happens to have two children) shouldnāt have children, my degree was useless, also, I should jump off a bridge. The most insulting was telling me to get a nose job
Itās not even big! You stick the words āsingle mumā and ābenefitsā in a headline and you are a scumbag. UNLESS youāre Jack Monroe and it leads to a life of Viv Westwood, millionaire girlfriends and Cotswolds coming out of your ears. Can you tell I am fumminā?!