Jack Monroe #135 No measurable outcomes
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I’d got it so short in places that the only option was basically 90s George Clooney and pray for the best as it grew outI also tried to cut my hair because of Famous Five! Ended up completely destroying it, got taken to the hairdressers and ended up with a bob and fringe that made me look like a 1970s Swedish pop singer
I think my mum would still rank it as a bigger shock and trauma for her than when I broke my leg 
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I'm still traumatised by the godawful blended beans and pickled onion 'soup' i saw on a Facebook group. What's the obsession with pickled onions ????Yep. I lost 4.5 stones at slimming world. Never cooked any of their recipes
Roadside Mum is clearly a well brought up gracious individual. I can't see what she has to thank Jack for at all.
I read a piece (maybe guardian) about her alcoholism, I felt an affinity with what she wrote, I saw her name crop up again and again, started to get a little suspicious, she seemed to align herself with the issue of the day/been there done that, perennial victim, bit of digging brought me here, I've read for months before posting, what a self important grifter, everyday I read something worse than I learned yesterday. Alansbigplate gifs have got me belly laughing
How bleeping trite, offensive and patronising.
oh look, the grifting bleep remembers she has a job to do...(no apologies for C bomb, she deserves it)
"Any time darl". She's been seeing all the Kath and Kim gifs on here, hasn't she?
It’s funny - I didn’t know what a ‘grifter’ was until Monday or Tuesday this week! I’m obsessively watching her patreon page though and her funders have increased from 200-odd earlier this week to over 350 now.
If she ruins fried potato I'm going to lose meine Scheisse!
That sounds familiar as the basis for their equivalent of Heinz tomato soup! I never sampled anything that was brought in for ' taster sessions'
She hasn't got that many new ones recently, don't worry! She peaked at 366 in December, dropped to I think 357, and is now back to 362.It’s funny - I didn’t know what a ‘grifter’ was until Monday or Tuesday this week! I’m obsessively watching her patreon page though and her funders have increased from 200-odd earlier this week to over 350 now.
it's Jack's rule of three. Everything comes in threes. Showers, freezers, therapists on speed dial etc.3 showers?! In a flat?! How the duck is that possible?!
Luxury executive flat looool the dreams new build developers sell the middle classes
She makes me want to bleeping scream. Stop playing the bleeping card, just stop. You’re autistic.
I’m autistic. Greta’s autistic - she’s 16/17 and doesn’t carry off like you do - hundreds of thousands of people are autistic. Stop using it as a weapon to play the Poor Little Jack routine you bleeping sympathy beggar. Either stay in the public eye and deal with the tit you create, or duck off and shut up.
I’m autistic. Greta’s autistic - she’s 16/17 and doesn’t carry off like you do - hundreds of thousands of people are autistic. Stop using it as a weapon to play the Poor Little Jack routine you bleeping sympathy beggar. Either stay in the public eye and deal with the tit you create, or duck off and shut up.
I've just realised the way she's written her bio makes it sound like she is herself low-budget recipes rather than a writer of same
whopping great tit.Moral inflexibility, I'm hooting. Her morals are bendier than a slice of cheap wet ham.
She really steams my cockles. I don't know about her getting her comeuppance, but I have to believe she is stupid enough to seal her own fate
Oh dear.
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